[Prince of Tennis] Sorry, But I Really Am All About Looks

Guanyue: When will you stop swooning over me? Some girl: Huh? Am I swooning over you? I just can't help getting excited when I hear that [censored] sound. Guanyue: Can't you see anything else about me? Some girl (after thinking it over): If you insist on bringing up your face, I don't mind. Guanyue (pleased): Good, you've finally realized... Some girl: Wait, I mean, if you're confident about your face, go find Fuji from Seigaku. Just make sure you tell him to shut up when you're together. He's still easy on the eyes when he doesn't talk. Guanyue: ... Some girl (thinking it over again): Well, it'd be nice to look at the two of you together. But believe me, even if Fuji shuts up... Guanyue: Even if he shuts up? Some girl: Darling, you're a bottom too. Guanyue: ... Some girl (eyes shining): I'm suddenly kind of excited. Darling, you should hurry up and go find Fuji from Seigaku. Guanyue: Why... Some girl: I just remembered that [censored] has been ashore for ages. If you go find Fuji, there's a chance I'll get to hear the live version. Guanyue (furious): Why do you keep going on about Fuji? Some girl: Is it a matter of pride? Don't worry, darling, you can always go for Hyotei's Mukahi instead. Guanyue: Who's that supposed to be? Some girl: Darling, you've broken my heart. He was your comrade in the battles of yore. How can you be so heartless now? Remember G'Kar and Narn during the Battle of Yavin? A shameless, brainless, illogical short story written purely for my own amusement. A venting and snark piece. No ship wars, please. Everyone is wildly out of character. This is just a collection of voice-actor jokes. The author's been feeling a bit weird lately, so she's making little edits here and there. That's just how it is, hmm. A rare slash fanfic the author swears she'll finish before posting: [Prince of Tennis] The New Covenant Chronicles