The Sword-Wielder's Guide to Killing That Foolish Ji Luo

[10-Player Heroic Raid: Ascension to the Qionghua Sect, Boss: Xuan Xiao] Captain Ye's Trial Run "With all our faces, is Meng Li really enough to solo-heal us? Ziying, why don't you switch to healer right now?" "OK, off to the Cloudrise Platform. When I count down from five, charge in like rabid dogs and don't give Uncle a chance to heal himself... The hell are those looks for? Even if he's my uncle, he can still drop Xuanjing!" "Look, ahead is the giant orange weapon in my uncle's hands. Young heroes, can you see its beautiful form and elegant curves without feeling your blood boil?" "Is it just me, or has Uncle been chasing me around the whole fight?" "Shit, we're gonna die! Heal me!" "Why am I, a tiny yellow chicken, tanking for you thick-skinned, shameless people?!" Uncle Xiao: With a woman like her, I'd rather become a demon... [10-Player Heroic Raid: Flowing Moon City, Bosses: Shen Ye and Chuqi] Captain Ye's Potion Phase "I'm starting to wonder if this place can really drop Xuanjing. Don't look at me. I only care about Xuanjing, not even my own family." "Whatever happens, we still have to clear it. Yize, keep yourself leashed and stop charging in to die. Watch that health bar of yours, as thin as the sauce on a cafeteria jianbing. A-Ruan, keep the whole team healed. What, you say you can't help us fight Brother Xie Yi? Fine, then help us fight Brother Shen Ye." "Whales, show us the mettle of a whale raid! Bury them in every skill you've got! Buy out their fancy lunches!" "Lele, look! Your crush has been captured and bewitched by that high priest! Can you put up with that?! Send in the mech to bite him! Swing at his head!" "Focus fire on that high priest's cowlick and take him out in one go! Focus fire! Beautiful! Go... The hell, why did I go?!" Shen Ye: So, as you can see, I can only play the villain... [25-Player Heroic Raid: Penglai Palace, Boss: Ouyang Shaogong] Captain Ye's No-Healing Phase "Pop your potions, max your buffs, get into DPS formation, then charge in and beat him to a pulp! Healers, keep everyone up! Everybody, root yourselves right now!" "If you get hit by Lingering Soul, get out of the group! Anyone who doesn't dodge Azure Sea Dragon's Roar, I'm dragging you to the civil affairs bureau to get married!" "Xiao Lan! Can't you see my health is dropping like a monthly cycle?! Let go of that young hero and let him cast Berserk! Shake those brawny pecs and heal me! Can't you see my aggro's through the roof?!" "Is your pathetic DPS really just you staring at my tough, thick-skinned master?! Pick it up! The man in front of you can drop Xuanjing! Focus fire on Xuanjing!" Boss Ouyang: ...Kill that stupid Zhiji Luo. Theme: