[Western Crossover] Boyfriend-Building Plan

Ever since John discovered the game console, he found himself trapped in a hellish "Boyfriend-Raising Plan," and kept veering further down the disastrous road of getting played to pieces. Shrinking and amnesia can both happen, so meeting an alien or two isn't all that strange! As for the psychiatrist who likes to eat R-rated meat, the psychic neighbor at 221D, and the new batch of complete nutjobs at Scotland Yard, those are all purely accidental, okay! And that man from earlier, yes, Moran, I'm talking to you. Let go of that Sherlock, he's my man, okay! Brought to you with heartfelt endorsement by a former army doctor: Sherlock-brand game consoles are the best choice for raising a boyfriend, solving cases, and getting yourself killed, whether at home or on the road. You deserve one! Really, this is just the story of Watson being forced to raise Sherlock, only to end up being devoured by him. Love me? Add me to your favorites~ My column: ※ Couples and their sources in this story: Johnlock (Sherlock), Master x Doctor (Doctor Who), Jack x Ianto (Torchwood), Hannibal x Will (Hannibal), Daniel x Kate (Perception), Sam x Dean (Supernatural) Special Notice: ※ This author is hopelessly bad at being clever. If you spot any glaring errors, feel free to point them out. If a specific term seems completely unfamiliar, there's a good chance I made it up [lighting a candle]. ※ This story is set against the broad backdrop of Doctor Who and will reference cases from Hannibal. Other than that, it is basically unrelated to the original plots. ※ The characters may be out of character. This author did her best, so original-characterization purists, please go easy on me _(:з"∠)_ ※ A crossover of American and British TV shows. Johnlock is the main pairing, with Sherlock as the bottom. Happy ending. An original historical BL novel in progress, and a fanfic in progress. #favorite_1{color:red;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;} Theme: