[One Piece] Fighting to Protect My Sense of Right and Wrong

She gets all flustered whenever she sees a woman, swoons over every pretty face with no standards, and is the only person in the world who's nearly died from a nosebleed. She's a severe case of female-hormone deficiency. What on earth made her fall for this guy? Theme: This is the story of a woman doing everything she can to save her worldview. Confession: The man she fell for has the sexiest, longest legs in the world. The truth: The biggest mistake of her life was accidentally eating the Cat-Cat Fruit. A tragedy of human proportions: She goes wild around catnip, gets excited at the sight of a cat teaser, takes regular naps, loves sunbathing, and has no trouble staying up all night... Who would want a good-for-nothing power that only lets you act cute and roll around? You jerk, how dare you really treat me like a cat! Damn it! Why is my body moving on its own? I can't control it at all! Tears like a waterfall! I can't live like this! In short: My worldview is shattered! Message: Even if fate hasn't treated you kindly, be kind to yourself.