(Pili Tomb Raiders) To the Dignity We Will Eventually Lose

My tomb-raiding spirit hasn't faded, so my hands started digging a hole... Since this is a casual daily-writing project and daily updates are too brutal, it'll be updated weekly, irregularly. There are no original characters in this story, the pairing is one-on-one, and no ship wars, please. This is just for your amusement. In short... it's a Xue Niang production. What quality could you expect? You all know how it goes. This is an... accident involving a group of university professors who take their students on a trip to the mountains and run into a bunch of underground workers. The tour group: The teachers from Pili University: Wu Yi Shi Yin, Feng Xiu Zhu Ren, dean of the School of Literature; Fu Ying Zhai Zhu, an AWOL professor from the School of Literature; and Yi Qi Xing, the dean of students [...] Student: Huang Quan, who gets screwed over all the way there Road-trip buddy: the writer Ce Meng Hou, looking for inspiration for an outdoor battle scene [What the hell] Underground workers: Zui Guang Yin, Qi Luo Sheng, Ti Wu Shang... oh, and the universally adored little Mi Tao. [Three weapons of mass destruction] Huang Juan's ill-fated relationship: Luo Hou Others: The five legends of the tomb-raiding world. Dong Huang is good at information about oil tombs, Nan Mian specializes in mechanisms and formations, Xi You focuses on poisonous creatures in tombs, Zhong Kuang and the Dong Huang family are only good at fighting, and Bei Gou is good at fighting viciously. You get the idea. Why does this feel like a bunch of people on a matchmaking date = =?