(Kuroko's Basketball) I Hear I'm a Desktop Pet

[Kise Arc] Kise Ryota is a famous high school model and one of the first-string players on Teiko Middle School's basketball team. Along with five others, he's known as one of the Generation of Miracles. With his handsome face, remarkable ability to learn, and gentle, polite manner, he's the darling of the heavens. He's even been called a handsome guy who worries because he can do anything. But lately, he's acquired a little secret. Kitagawa Ryoko: Huh? Who are you talking about? That pervert?! That's right. His hidden perverted side has started showing up without him even realizing it. Kise Ryota: *Sobs*~ QAQ I'm not a pervert! I only do those things to you! QvQ Kitagawa Ryoko: So you admit it! I really wasn't imagining the [whoosh~~] sounds I heard! This is the story of a desktop pet AI that gets taken advantage of by Kise Ryota, whose hidden trait is being a pervert. Kitagawa Ryoko: You look so perverted making that face at the computer, Kise Ryota! Ah, don't press your head against me! You're so big, it's gross! I'm not your wife! I'm Ryo?ko! This is the story of an artificial-intelligence desktop pet that thinks it's cool-headed and rational, but gets raised (teased) into something else by an idiot. Kise Ryota: *Sobs*~ QAQ I really want to take my clothes off, but I still have underwear on at least QAQ Kitagawa Ryoko: …Kise Ryota, that's enough!!! >///////< Kuroko Tetsuya: It's because the weather is so hot. It would be bad if you got heatstroke. [Serious] Fujita Meiko: How can a desktop pet get heatstroke! It's nice having someone around you can tease anytime. This is the story of a shy, well-behaved little Lolita being won over by a boy who's pretending to be nice but is actually a schemer. This is the story of a boy who grew up without love, being healed by a compassionate Lolita, then embarking on a human-machine romance full of sex. Trust me, you didn't see anything. [Gloomy] [Akashi Arc] As an outstanding member of a wealthy family, Akashi Seijuro believes his taste is perfectly normal. Apart from being a little chuuni, there's nothing strange about his behavior. So why did he receive a gift like this? Sena-in Tadeshiko: Akashi Seijuro! Don't think you can do whatever you want just because I can't deal with you. Give me back my bamboo sword! Akashi Seijuro: I lost it. Sena-in Tadeshiko: What! Did! You! Say! Akashi Seijuro: I lost it. Sena-in Tadeshiko: Damn it! You jerk! One day, I'll teach you a lesson! Akashi Seijuro: I'll be waiting. Actually, having a gift like this isn't so bad. Sena-in Tadeshiko: Where do you even keep getting those scissors from? Akashi Seijuro: Another dimension. Sena-in Tadeshiko: … Akashi Seijuro: I'm joking. Akashi Seijuro: Your name doesn't suit you at all. When will you become a proper Yamato Nadeshiko? Sena-in Tadeshiko: Your name suits you perfectly. Akashi Seijuro: Oh? This is the story of a sword-fighting fool being trained into a loyal puppy by a rich chuuni. Actually, this is the story of a completely derailed chuuni demon king being trained into a henpecked husband by a straightforward, natural girl. A friendly note: The intelligent desktop pets mentioned in this story could be called Ukagaka, but since this is all fantasy, I'm treating them as intelligent desktop pets. Their intelligence is way higher than Ukagaka's. The intelligent desktop pet is the central thread of this story, with different branches showing variations on a similar main plot. Put simply, it follows different people's experiences raising an intelligent desktop pet. I expect it to be a collection of short stories, and the title probably won't change. I'll use the same cover for now, since my original plans have been completely thrown off… More characters will gradually be added. I should get around to pairing up with all the Generation of Miracles, or something. Any girls interested can come write a collaborative story with me~ [I honestly don't know if I can keep this up on my own]