He’d always thought he’d bought a plane ticket, not a voucher for a trip to another world. So what was this ship flying through the sky? What were these pointy ears on his head? And what was this huge, flashy diamond? Couldn’t he just not have them...
"Being an amnesiac is hard, especially when everyone around you knows a little about you but refuses to tell you anything." - Nollor
"I don’t want to turn into a kid and have him raise me!" - Fano
"I thought I’d found a good job, but it turns out I’ve stepped right into a trap." - Earl Murazzo
"Do you think I want to raise a kid?!" - Solon
"How are the children doing now?" - Finwe
"Can’t you see everything clearly in the Seeing Stone?" - Elwe
"Latest gossip, who wants to buy it?" - Ingwe
"Looks like you’ve had another stroke of bad luck, Manwe."
"Vartan, could you please not look so happy about it..."
P.S. This story is just a pile of nonsense and rubbish, and it’s all meant to be lighthearted. The author just can’t take things seriously, OTZ. Just enjoy watching that bunch of idiots... I’ve got enough chapters saved up to last through the end of the month, so updates will be daily. After I run out of saved chapters, who knows...
One more P.S. The author’s dignity has been gone for a long time, so if you thought this was a serious story, my condolences = =|||
One last P.S. Thanks to Lomaica for providing the names XD
Theme:
Your fist is so big... Fei Fei, how do you wear three of them on your head?
Puff!!! I never expected that this would develop... What should I do if the elf laughs next time when he goes to see Villavelli?
Grandma G is mighty~~ I believe that the baboon who underestimated his niece will suffer miserably in the future. . . Boss, I dared to refuse your unreasonable requests when I was a child. Now you should be happy for yourself. . . . . . By the way, after picturing the image in the movie, I really can't imagine what the innocent girly Grandma G looks like. . . PJ is tiring and not shallow QAQ
By the way, in the future, Melkor, Manwë, Maeglin, Fëanor, Fingalfin... What will these spirits call each other?
Sure enough, Fiano's dislike of the blond elf is actually a very wise decision, Fingelfin, thank you for your hard work = =
Sofa Feanol is really such a scumbag...
The High King did not hesitate to take advantage of others... So Father Se did not hesitate to reveal their identities to the [young] King Elrond...
Ahem... Your Majesty, you are so bad, and so is Manwe╮(╯_╰)╭
Sofa Has Lady Galadriel become the queen of gossip...
I was injected with chicken blood and got X drug all of a sudden... Are you a real man?!