A Durarara!! fic abandoned because of writer's block. Shizaya is the one true pairing, with a bit of smut. Beware: a shoddy, short story. That's all.
..."Boom!" "I-ZA-YA-YOOOOOOO!!!" "Haha, Shizu-chan really is a stupid paramecium~~☆" "That flea hopping around is so damn annoying!!!"
(On the other side of Ikebukuro)
Ryugamine Mikado: "Shizuo is up to his usual routine of (crossed out) destroying public property today~~"
Kida Masaomi: "You could figure out with your toes that Ikebukuro's strongest has been teased (maybe?) by Shinjuku's worst, Orihara-san, again. Ahaha..."
Mikado: "Wait, can toes think? (Missing the point)... Hmm, speaking of which, which is more evolved, a paramecium or a flea? (Missing the point again)"
Masaomi: "Oh dear... ╮(╯_╰)╭ (They're both nonhuman, so what's the difference...)"
Theme:
Si~zi~no~yo~
Fleas are more evolved. Paramecia are protists, very, very ancient…
So cute