*The title is a reference to The Life and Lies of Albus Dumbledore.
The story is complete! The main text and extras are about 210,000 characters. Gao Er Gou is only alive during school breaks, so please forgive my slow replies to comments~
Hoshino Rise is an incredibly talented witch.
She’s cute, has every skill maxed out thanks to her golden finger, and is always surrounded by the protagonist’s halo.
Despite having a scumbag for a father, heaven also gave her a childhood friend who has a scumbag father too.
From the moment she was born, a glorious life seemed to be unfolding before her eyes.
...If only she weren’t so dense.
Shoto Todoroki is an incredibly unlucky teenage boy.
Despite being handsome, rich, and powerful, heaven gave him a scumbag for a father.
Despite having an adorable, clever childhood friend, she’s an outrageously arrogant narcissist in the terminal stages.
Despite finally understanding his feelings for his childhood friend...
Can someone explain why his confession gets interrupted every single time???
A more serious one-paragraph blurb (completely unrelated to the story ×):
The life of the great sorceress Hoshino Rise was full of countless lies. The least deceptive of them was:
“I have never liked Shoto Todoroki.”
Please note:
A lighthearted story with an outrageously Mary Sue heroine and countless original details.
The witch setting is partly inspired by the Black Tower witches in the manga Bloodline by Aio.
The author is fierce, so please don’t overanalyze this story and then try to diss me. I don’t accept hate or fighting. If you don’t like it, don’t click in, but don’t let me know by hating on the heroine or ranting in the comments :D
The CP is Todoroki, possibly a very OOC Todoroki. One-on-one romance, no evil male or female rivals. A love story about rebellious teenagers.
I’m not good at writing fight scenes, so please be understanding. After all, I’m just a comedy writer who can only write about boys and girls falling in love, gossiping, and trading snarky remarks.
Theme:
One of my favorite fanfics in the past few years. It's really sad that something happened. Thank you for your hard work, ma'am.
A boy and a girl cannot be identical twins!!! The biology teacher is going to cry!
A hundred dead trees danced in the pure land of bliss, and they were in a trance hahahahahahahahahaha
Sofa! Long live Xin Cao(≧▽≦)/
One hundred dead wood wwww
First! Call Mr. Hoshino!
First! Quietly call my daughter!
Hehehe, the last one is really dirty Dye with color
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! End! Drive! Drive! (I shouted my resentment for who knows how many chapters)
Congratulations on the completion!! Spread the flowers!!! I have been diving for a long time and came to send you a congratulatory message (hello) Waiting for my wife to continue giving us dog food for two people to eat! And it's not good to just give it a try...! The real stuff is the most delicious!