[Naruto] Crossing Over to Naruto with a System

This story is about someone who transmigrates into the Naruto world with a System and tries to complete the mission of turning a straight man gay, only to end up being taken down himself. Shocking plot twists, characters gone off the rails, and BL... System: [Ding-dong! New mission triggered: Hold hands with Uchiha Sasuke once, within five minutes. Mission reward: 100 experience points, plus the title "Old Bull Eating Tender Grass."] Jiang Yi: "...System, you [bleep], why should I do this? I'm not doing it." System: [Interrupting the mission will result in immediate character death. Are you sure you won't do it?~ Really sure~?] Jiang Yi: "...System, that tone of yours is begging for a punch. Fine, fine! It's just holding hands. I'll go do it right now!" System: [Attention! You have only three minutes left. Hehehe~ Good luck!] Jiang Yi: "..."