Naruto: The Days I Tried to Assassinate Minato Namikaze

One day, Uchiha Tangguo received a secret message. It read: Don't hesitate, take Namikaze Minato down! So Tangguo dutifully completed her mission: assassinate the young Fourth Hokage. Unfortunately, she'll never be able to accomplish it in this lifetime! Tangguo: Namikaze Minato, prepare to die!! Minato: Tangguo, you came at just the right time! I made some food. Want to join me? Tangguo: Really? I do, I do, I do! -----------------After eating and drinking their fill----------------- Tangguo: I'm full, so I should be heading home. Minato: All right, come again next time. Tangguo: ...Did I forget something? Never mind! I'm going home. One-on-one, little angst, lighthearted, snarky, beware of landmines! Note from 12/7: The author has gone off to earn a living and feed herself again, so there won't be any updates for now until she's had her fill (on any story). Put away your knives! Maybe, possibly, see you again in about a year!