[Golden Light] A Transmigration God's Prank

All characters and plot belong to Jin Guang, Tiandi Multimedia, and Master Huang!

This is the story of an unlucky girl.

She loves watching Pili glove-puppet shows. If she could transmigrate to the land of Ku Jing, she wouldn't ask to accomplish anything; just catching a glimpse of her favorite character would make her happy. If she could get close to him, she'd probably be glad to die taking a blade for him >///<

But when the transmigration god finally took notice of her, it tossed her into the neighboring show, the world of Jin Guang glove puppetry, without her noticing. Since she got into Pili through the new shows released after 2000, names like Shi Yanwen and Cang Jingren mean nothing to her.

Worse still, she didn't land in the Central Plains, but in the neighboring land of Dongying.

Mistakenly believing she'd arrived in the Warring States period of Japan, as depicted in Japanese historical dramas, she mistakenly assumes that, given the setting, she's here to seduce some powerful figure surnamed Oda, Tokugawa, Toyotomi, or the like...

A ninja instructor from the Xijianliu lectures, spittle flying: Invade the Central Plains! Conquer the Central Plains! The people of the Central Plains are an inferior race!

She weeps below: I don't want to be a traitor! I don't want to be an aggressor!

The transmigration god: I'll do my best [wipes sweat]

I guarantee this story will be full of goofy banter, wild ideas, and OOC characters. Canon sticklers, please go easy on me. I've watched The Battle of Nine Dragons, and I'm still catching up on Black and White Dragon Wolf. Let everything before that become a cloud, please. Besides, we'll be staying in Dongying for a long time. What can you do with the plot anyway~ [Hey!

P.S. I don't plan to break up any canon couples or root for any single characters, so there won't be any ships.