The Pregnant Farmer's Journal

With a pocket dimension in hand, the whole world is mine. Okay, dear, are you dreaming? [Some unscrupulous writer] Why is my belly getting bigger just when I finally made it onto the broad road to happiness? How old am I this year? Why do I have a beer belly? This isn't how gaining weight is supposed to work, damn it... [Xiao San] Wife... [Wang Shiyu] You bastard, your parents were real geniuses when they named you. Damn you, I'm a man! You gender-blind idiot! What's this cultivation nonsense? Does cultivating mean you can plant a seed in someone without their consent? [Li Shan is crying rivers. A man who got pregnant like a woman after a single wet dream can't take it] Wang Shiyu was speechless, choking back tears: ... If this man hadn't gotten him pregnant, he would never have put up with him like this. His surname was Wang and his given name was Ba because he was the eighth child in the Wang family. But after he became a successful cultivator, nobody dared laugh at his common name anymore. When he remembered that this was his child's mother, his mouth twitched. He endured it... then endured it some more... and then endured it again. After a while, he got used to it. Isn't there a saying that goes something like this? This is clearly a farming story, so what are you doing here, you cultivator? A big-bellied man with teary eyes begs you to go easy on him. Please favorite and support Xiao San. He can keep you warm in bed. If women aren't fujoshi, Heaven and Earth will be destroyed. If men don't submit, the world will end and chrysanthemums will bloom everywhere. Please support my new story. A note from the author Please don't check my rankings. Bowing in thanks to 13476698 for throwing a grenade, and to titania for throwing a rocket. #favorite_1{color:red;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;} Characters: Li Dad -> Li Jingming, Li Mom -> Li Simei, Xiao San -> Li Siqi, the twins -> Li Xi -> Li Ya, Uncle on Mom's Side -> Li Sizhi, Old Uncle -> Li Goudan -> Li Xiaomu -> Li Ran, Village Chief -> Li Damu. >>--Li Shan, Xiao San, San'er, Shan'er >>--The legendary male lead, Wang Shiyu, Wang Ba, surnamed Wang, the eighth child in the Wang family. [Author's Note] I might, maybe, finish this story this month. When it's done, I might, maybe, write a danmei story. Thanks for everyone's support.___________________________________________________________ Thanks to my dear friend for drawing these character pictures for me. They're a little hard to see because they can't be enlarged, but we can play guess who! Those little yellow chicks are so cute. No explanation needed. Here's the picture. Theme: