This Chicken Is Damn Sweet

This Chicken Is Damn Sweet

The most beautiful young man in the Taixu Illusion Realm, its top young martial artist, and the head of the prestigious Canglan Sect, Tu Shan Haoyu, had a screw loose. He followed Xia Jingyuan, a supporting female character who had transmigrated into a book, to the modern world. From then on, he lived in a basement and had to wear a yellow duckbill muzzle to disguise himself as a Samoyed whenever he went out. Rain or shine, he set up a stall applying screen protectors. He had to bow and scrape to the urban management officers, and bow to humans who gave him pink bills as alms. What a miserable life.

At last, one day, Xia Jingyuan could no longer afford even the basement.

Sect Leader Tu Shan: Woman, you really are doing terribly.

Xia Jingyuan: Then how about I send you to the zoo to pose for photos?

...Life is hard. The fox sighs.

With their livelihood at stake, one human and one fox rented an extremely cheap house. They never expected it to be a haunted house. The adorable ghosts inside had died in all sorts of ways and had wildly different personalities.

Ghost No. 1: Xiao Jiang, the young master of a real estate group, a rich second-generation kid who studied in Britain and came back with a degree. A level-ten Shakespeare reader. Male, likes women. One day, he parked his car in Daxing for a quick tryst and died of sudden cardiac death during sex. When he breathed his last, his upper half was dressed to the nines, while below the waist he wore no underwear. As a ghost, he periodically gets horny and habitually flirts with women without thinking.

Ghost No. 2: Mahmud, a con artist who can never figure out his own religious beliefs. When he's short on cash, he dresses up as a Quanzhen Taoist priest to exorcise ghosts. When he's drunk, he spouts nonsense about this and that and invokes Allah. When he's calm: "Amitabha, may all be well." When he's losing it: "Merciful Virgin Mary, please, please save me..." One day in 1970, while pretending to be a Taoist priest and scamming people in Daxing, he suffered a heart attack after being frightened by rebels who had come in response to a report. He left the people forever.

Ghost No. 3: Nanny Rong, a palace maid from the Kangxi era. Strict and proper, she knows all the rules and is skilled with needles. After spending too long in the palace, she learned too many of Consort De's secrets. After retiring and returning home with the young maid Ruyi, she was poisoned and silenced by Consort De.

Ghost No. 4: Ruyi was sent to the palace by her stepmother to serve as a bondservant when she was eleven. Nanny Rong took her in, and she left the palace with her at fifteen. She was poisoned and silenced by Consort De. At fifteen, the young Ruyi was just beginning to have feelings for boys and was curious about romance. After meeting Xia Jingyuan, she clung to her every day, begging to watch Story of Yanxi Palace.

Ghost No. 5: Lushui, a beautiful female ghost from the Tang dynasty. She seems world-weary and sharp-tongued, but deep down she's gentle and kind. She has been here the longest, and nobody knows her story. All they know is that a man's curved saber is stuck in her chest.

Ghost No. 6: Dudu, a Samoyed puppy. After Dudu caught canine parvovirus, his owner didn't want to pay for treatment and had her boyfriend dump him in the outskirts of Daxing. Dudu got lost and couldn't find his way home. He remembered his owner saying, "If you ever get lost, don't run around, my precious Dudu. Be a good boy and wait right there for Mommy to come get you." So he kept waiting, and waiting, and waiting, and waiting in the same spot.

A whole crowd of adorable ghosts is on the way. How will Xia Jingyuan and Tu Shan Haoyu earn enough to pay off their Huabei debt, and what sparks will fly between them and these cute ghosts? Find out in This Chicken Is Damn Sweet.

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