[Detective Conan] A Thousand Miles in Search of My Brother

==One-Line Summary== Senior Brother, Senior Brother, I Really Want to Marry You~ ==Synopsis== If it takes fourteen years to find my brother, what are twenty thousand miles of eastward travel? There is true affection everywhere in the world. Those carefree days of youth still feel like yesterday. I remember that year, when the little dumpling Ye Ji grabbed her senior brother's thigh with her chubby little hands, looked up, and smiled adorably. "Senior Brother, when I grow up, can I marry you?~" Who could have guessed that N years later, after Ye Ji finally found the senior brother who had clearly gone missing, only for the useless Public Security Bureau to declare him dead, she would discover, to her horror... Holy crap, Senior Brother, why did you dye your hair blond?! Holy crap, why are you having a teacher-student romance?! Holy crap, forget about changing your nationality, you've even changed your race! Holy crap, why don't you recognize me anymore?! Ye Ji (with an eerie smile): Senior Brother, if you don't keep your word, you'll be struck by lightning. Forgetting your childhood promise and all that? I'll curse you from the end of the cycle of reincarnation~☆ Senior Brother (with a cruel smile): Silly Ye, getting jealous over nothing is bound to cause misunderstandings. Slapping some childhood-friend label on me is just going to cause unnecessary trouble. Ye Ji: I wonder who it was that couldn't let go of his ex-girlfriend, while flirting with a half-blooded little girl, while loving and hating a spy sent by an enemy organization, while sneaking off to wage guerrilla warfare with the eternally first-year male lead. Senior Brother: That's true. I wonder who it was that flirted and bickered with a junior coworker, while tangled up in an unresolved relationship with a senior colleague who might also be the boss, while eyeing the cute girl at that senior's side, and while getting entangled with the poor, unfortunate male lead who kept taking hits to the knees because he was so incurably curious. Ye Ji: Oh ho ho ho ho... Senior Brother: Heh heh heh... Ye Ji: Hee hee hee... Senior Brother: ...By the way, why the hell don't I have a name?! Ye Ji: About your real name, Fen Niang said it was just too tragic, a real shame, like the names of Reborn, Rokudo Mukuro, and the others. So she shelved it. Senior Brother (rising with a blank expression): Let's go, Lao Fu. We're taking an extra job today. And get that tattooed woman who gets unbearably thirsty if she goes a day without blood. Ye Ji: Oh, I was thinking the same thing. How can our adorable Senior Brother not have a name~? Fran, Xiao Qingqing, want to come with me? Some Fen (crouching in the corner with both hands over her head): ...Please let Boss Byakuran possess me! Writing is so tragic, and writing a story is a sin!! Aaaahhh