Jian San + Douluo: You Foolish Central Plains People

"You foolish Central Plains people! I'm actually a violence-focused Venomancer!" "Venomancer, quit messing around and drop the next cauldron." "I said I'm a Venomancer! A violence-focused Venomancer! Not a healer from the Rejuvenation branch!" "Venomancer, quit messing around and get Butterfly Dance up." "You foolish Central Plains people! I'm abandoning you all!" "...Venomancer, we're sorry!!!" This is the story of a Venomancer who dreams of being a violence-focused build, but is forced by circumstances to be a healer from the Rejuvenation branch. His aloof, elegant personality [not really] wreaks havoc in the world of Douluo Dalu. I still want Xiao Wu to enter Shrek Academy, so the Shrek Seven Devils will become the Shrek Eight Devils, and all the original seven-person battles will be changed to eight-person battles. If that bothers you, proceed with caution. Pairing: Tang San [in a sense, this is also Tang-San-and-Venomancer, I suppose...]. Xiao Wu is a fujoshi, paired with Zi Zhenzhu. There's a game System, a golden finger, aloof elegance, and questionable morals. The whole story is currently undergoing a major rewrite. I'm going back to the first chapter to fix bugs, flesh out the setting, and address problems in the original. If you have time, I recommend rereading it. Chapters marked [Revised] in the title have been edited. This is a logic-free, pure wish-fulfillment story, with no angst from beginning to end [probably]. One-on-one, Tang San x Qu Ling, told from the receiving partner's perspective. The protagonist has questionable morals, is a Mary Sue, and has powerful backers. The story has no logic and won't stand up to scrutiny. If you can't accept that, or find it too self-indulgent, too outrageous, or poorly written, then let's part ways here. Finally, all honors belong to San Shao! =3= Thanks to my dear friend for making the cover~ MUA~ All kinds of wonderful things