[Crossover] Counting the Great and the Glamorous

It is difficult to express my feelings after reading this article. My literary talent and knowledge are not enough to support my evaluation of this article. The poor collection of this article is indeed due to my insufficient level.

Joking about Liu Lang 208X Because of the TV series "The Queen Married", Liu Lang, the first woman to claim emperor in history, once again entered people's attention. What's more, this drama is well-produced and has many big names gathered. The ups and downs of the plot make people want to stop. But the experts, professors and scholars in the history department wanted to spit out a mouthful of old blood. Who is that queen who looks back with a charming smile? Who was that woman who conquered Guo Jiaxun, Xu Shu, and Zhuge Liang with her beauty, and made Cao Cao retreat and Sun Ce beg for help without being angered to death? Is the woman who even the little emperor voluntarily abdicated for her sake a queen or a moth? The historical errors in it are unbearable to look at. However, this drama is very popular all over the country, and everyone from eighty-eight years old to eight months old is familiar with it, and even the wrong history is firmly remembered by people. How embarrassing it is. The problem is that the old academics in the history department can still do research and write papers, but they are still a little reluctant to write articles that the public will like to read and accept. But! As a crazy fan of Her Majesty the Queen! Make the impossible possible! Otherwise, you are just a stupid fan! Therefore, a historical graduate student used popular language and easy-to-understand narration to partially restore the historical truth. And it was published on the Internet as a graduation thesis with a very upright title: "Explaining Liu Lang in Modern Texts" This paper has been hailed as a masterpiece! The student who wrote this paper continued his efforts and wrote from the Three Kingdoms to the Eastern Jin Dynasty in one go. But the three associate professors and two department heads of the history department were so angry that they scolded the traitor and foamed at the mouth. They wished they could smash the student to pieces to satisfy their hatred! So he turned a blind eye and refused to pass graduation. This student then posted it in the form of big-character posters all over the campus. [Anyway, you saw it. I also wrote my thesis and everyone accepted it, so I graduated automatically. Bye bye, no need to give it away hahahaha]... This bandit's logic made the mentor angry again and regretted accepting a disciple. He even put up the notice board under the peach blossom tree in the Holy Land of Confession. Let the men and women who come here to confess their love be happy and suffer at the same time [My classmates will be burned for destroying the holy place of confession like this] Excerpts from the Three Kingdoms section are as follows: ... When Sun Jian attacked the city, Liu Biao refused [very moved, and then rejected Liu Lang's suggestion to lead the army]. Liu Lang suddenly felt tired and unloved, _(:з∠)_ In order to avoid further irritating his daughter's fragile body and mind, Liu Biao readily agreed to his daughter's request to go for a walk [Access to Huang Zu] ... When he was harassed by the Yellow Turban Army in his territory, Liu Lang calmly waved his hand and said, "It's cold, let's let the Yellow Turban Group go bankrupt." So Wei Yan led a group of thugs and quickly and decisively surrounded the side gate of the Yellow Turban Army Group. [If you have the ability to go to my house, you have the ability to open the door! Don't hide in there and keep silent! I know you're at home! When no one answered the door, Wei Yan, extremely sad and angry, kicked open the door angrily and surrounded the Yellow Turban Army Group. Unfortunately, the leader escaped. Wei Yan locked a group of people into a small dark room. Seeing their heads running away, he was afraid that they would be robbed. In a rage, he used small needles to force confessions. The prisoners were stabbed with holes in their bodies and minds, and their bodies were bleeding like fountains. There was a loud bang in the sky, and Xu Chu made a shining appearance! He slammed the thief's head on the map of Liu Lang's case. I'm so angry! He is actually a Zhan Wu scumbag! Wei Yan, who has the attribute of map control, secretly noted it in the little black book. From then on, the entanglement between Wei Yan and Xu Chu began. Liu Lang knocked on the bowl and said to Guo Jia: Come into the bowl! So Guo Jia jumped. Liu Lang knocked on the bowl and said to Zhuge Liang: Come into the bowl! So Zhuge Liang went. Liu Lang knocked on the bowl and said to Xun Yu: Come into the bowl! Xun Yu bit her angrily: You just got into the bowl! Then Liu Lang said to Guo Jia: Let Xun Yu go into the bowl. Guo Jia said: Follow the master and you will have meat to eat. Xun Yu ignored him. Guo Jia said: Follow the master and have wine. Xun Yu was sleeping. Guo Jia said: Follow my lord to see the beauties. Xun Yu closed his eyes. Then Guo Jia roared and cried: Lord, I can't do this! I really can't do it, my lord! Zhuge Liang shouted: Look! The lord's carrot fell into the bowl! Then Xun Yu was taken away with a bowl by Liu Lang, holding the radish slices in his mouth. On the day Liu Lang proclaimed himself emperor, colorful auspicious clouds spread across the sky, hundreds of flowers bloomed, dragons and phoenixes appeared, and stars twinkled. It is said that the special effects of light blinded everyone's eyes, so they all shouted: "The emperor's talent is granted by God! No one can compare!". Although she is a female student in the Department of Architecture, she still laughed so hard that she couldn't stand upright. There were other things coming next, which was really addictive. The boy who asked her to come here was confused... PS: This is me with infinite imagination... [Because I really want to know how people in a hundred years will come to YY Shanshan's deeds, just like the Fourth Master watching "Palace"...] PS: In fact, there is another article from the Eastern Jin Dynasty... Well~ If you, the author, can accept a style that is even more unethical than this, I will post it another day~ ╮(￣▽￣)╭ I'm so satisfied after losing all my integrity! [Seeing that the exam is about to take place, he still behaves so shamelessly~ But, for Shanshan! How can you not work hard as a crazy fan! Xuexuejun, you little devil, wait for me! [And, sorry, I can only choose 0 points because I have left a message...]

Although the article was written ten years ago, it does not look old at all. It reads fresh and timeless.

Chased by a fan of Sword and Sword. I think the author is really great. I feel ashamed to say that I generally buy the original version of the articles I am following, and there are relatively few completed articles. This article was purchased once after reading the pirated article. Because it's so worth it. Will the author make customized products? I really want it_(:з∠)_ After reading it, I really want to know what kind of major or job information you have_(:з∠)_Do you have a Weibo account? At the beginning, it was really difficult for me, a drama lover, to read novels. Generally speaking, I read novels to have some fun, after all, reality is so depressing. But in the later period, I really felt like I was obsessed with reading. Even for me, it was still a little difficult to read and I couldn't fully understand it. But even if I could only understand half of it, it was still fascinating enough. Not only the author's writing style, the characters and atmosphere created, but also the shining thoughts of the ancients, something that can be experienced and learned along with the heroine. I think it is also something that the author has experienced in life in the book. It shines like a pearl. It's really a very rare feeling. There is also the section where the heroine recalls her junior high school experience. I also have some experiences. Unfortunately, I realized it later, when I was in high school. I am not as determined and motivated as the heroine. It is probably still in the shadows and has not completely come out. When I was in junior high school, the only thing I cared about was my family. Studying was just like eating. I didn't find it difficult or interesting, it was just necessary. And having fun has little appeal to me. So I spend most of my time studying. He has no talent and is very disciplined. He just works harder than others and his grades get better and better. After high school, I entered the experimental class and participated in the competition without any foundation. It's really difficult when the people around you are more talented than you and more diligent than you. The world has also opened up, with many temptations, and values ​​have also been impacted. Originally I just wanted to be a frog in a well, but I was taught that I should have great ambitions. The whole person is very contradictory and painful, and no one can relieve it. Not understood by classmates, nor valued by teachers. I forced myself to study for a long time for about a year, and finally gave up on the competition. From that point on, study habits began to break down. I no longer trust myself and am unable to make any study plans or implement them. For me at that time, it was the limit to face every bottom ranking calmly, without any expectations or resentment towards myself. In my senior year of high school, with the help of a teacher and the support of my friends, I stumbled into Zhongben. Now graduated from college. Still under the shadow and not completely out. Sometimes, you really don't know how lucky you are to meet someone who is willing and able to give you guidance and help you. But even when you don't meet the majority, you still have to struggle alone. I saw the heroine in the article saying, "Understand the meaning of who I am, and from now on I will do my best to fulfill my destiny, be introspective, feel no guilt, and be carefree." This is what I am trying my best to pursue now, although I have just realized that after so many years, I don't know what I look like. I don't know how long it will take to reach self-identity. I am so verbose, probably because I feel that after reading the author's article, I feel ignorant and naive. There have been countless wise men in the past, and there is a lot to learn, but it is a pity that I turned a blind eye in the past. I need to read more and read good books in the future, huh?

I don't know if I can get an answer if I reply now_(:з∠)_ I think the pros and cons are not random, it's just that our current computing power and knowable conditions are too few. Determine how much force is used to throw, determine the deflection when throwing, determine the difference in friction between the front and back sides and the air... There are many other conditions. In short, if the technology can make these all known to Huawei, then the front and back are determinable events, right?

Classmate~ What are the attributes of Her Majesty's crazy fans? Shake M! Classmate~ What's the cute thing about Her Majesty the Queen's crazy fans? Strengthen yourself! Can they all fit together? Of course~ Queen Liu Lang and Wang Lang of the Eastern Jin Dynasty have a happy family. ↑Please sing three times to the tune of the brainwashing song "Three Auspicious Treasures" Therefore, as a huge fan of Her Majesty the Queen, it is only natural that she loves Wang Lang of the Eastern Jin Dynasty! So, how could Wang Lang of the Eastern Jin Dynasty not write about it? ! The Empress's description focused on her conquering all directions and showing off her domineering power, so Wang Lang of the Eastern Jin Dynasty naturally wanted to describe her romantic temperament in the Wei and Jin Dynasties! . An excerpt from the Xie family, the romantic king of the Eastern Jin Dynasty. Wang Lang was talented and talented in military affairs and had high prestige among the people. She rode a white horse and pacified the place, laying the foundation for social peace in the following decades. Wang Lang was so powerful that he couldn't look at it, with sparks and lightning all the way. Xie An, who wakes up to his own beauty every day, is struck by sudden lightning. Falling into the whirlpool of love. I just took one more look at you in the crowd~I will never forget your face~ In order to meet the one he loves every night, Xie An did not hesitate to marry into the Wang family. [Source of information, 1. Xie Wan's poem "Newly Married" 2. The gossip records of literati in the Eastern Jin Dynasty ← refers to Wang Tanzhi's "Suitang Xiaoji"] And when he heard that there were other handsome men around Wang Lang, he rushed to her side. [Source: Wang Xizhi's letters] After Wang Lang left his side, he sighed day and night and could only read official documents to vent his worries. [Source of information, Professor XX's paper "An Examination of Xie An's Work Efficiency and Wang Lang's Return Home Frequency"] Xie An was not very popular with the Wang family. He could neither weave nor sing or dance, and even his children were born to Wang Lang, so Wang Yunzhi took Wang Lang's children to teach him. [Basic information: "Brother, Don't Worry", Chapter X of Xie Wansuo Ji of the Eastern Jin Dynasty] While Wang Lang was stationed in the border town, Xie An was extremely worried. His lover was far away, surrounded by beauties, and his husband's family did not give him full support (?) What should he do? [Based on information: Xie Wan's poem XXXX] Xie An wrote letters every day on the pretext of reporting on his children [Based on information: Xie Wan's poem XXXX, Xie Wan's letters to his friends XXXX] Wang Lang was very majestic, heroic and domineering, and even women fell in love with him when he dressed as a man. It is said that a young lady once saw Wang Lang and was so shocked that she hated marrying him. [Based information: The Eastern Jin Dynasty novel "The Biography of Generals", it is said that the prototype of the general who has attracted countless beauties, is both civil and military and has no regrets for his lover is Wang Lang. Not only the characters in the book, but also countless women regard the general in the book as their favorite person. From then on, "I would like to be by your side" has become a way for women to express their love. From then on, there was a saying that "generals (a book) cannot enter the boudoir"] Wang Lang, a first-year architecture student, looked at the enlarged version of the paper posted on the school bulletin board and laughed so hard that he couldn't stand upright. "..." Looking at her helplessly, the boy sighed, "Can you still listen to me?" The right time, the right place, and the right people made him confused by this paper. Wang Lang wiped away the tears from his laughter, "Okay, what do you have to say to me? Stone?" "I would like to be by your side, Mr. Lang," the boy whose real name was Xie Lei, whose real name was Xie An, and whose nickname was Shitou, said seriously. "... Huh?" "..." Smile "Hey..." Wang Lang still couldn't help laughing, "Okay, but according to this, it really fits..." He glanced at the bold and highlighted characters at the end of the paper: [According to my own research: The entire Xie family loves stones, so they fell in love with Wang Lang! Because Wang Lang's nickname is Shanshan! The mountain of stones satisfies the spiritual needs of the Xie family's stone master! ] Thesis. Xie An looked at the paper with their names on it and sighed silently. #Essayauthor, come out! I want to talk about life with you! # The sweetheart accepted his confession and successfully progressed to the point of holding hands. It was already a good day. However, on the way back, Director Jiang from the Teaching Office looked at him seriously. Since Wang Lang was his beloved disciple, he would basically not be punished. So Xie An began to silently light a candle for himself. Do you want to give his class teacher a breath first... Finally... These two papers caused a wave of XFXY in various forums such as Weibo and Tieba, ranging from empress Liu Lang's favorite person, the most capable person, and the most concerned person, to the confusing speculations about the relationship between Wang Lang and Xie An of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, and the competition in the combat power of the people around Empress Liu Lang, to who is the true love between the admirers of the Eastern Jin Dynasty Wang Lang and the followers of the following dynasties... These old-fashioned pinch points have caused people from all walks of life to pinch each other for 300 rounds. In the end, only one thing is consistent: Wang Lang of the Eastern Jin Dynasty is a descendant of Queen Liu Lang! They all have the most noble blood of the Chinese nation in them! In the future, you must name your daughter with a hint of Lang! The person who has no medical knowledge! In order to express my resentment that everyone is on vacation, I have to work overtime! In fact, I originally wanted to write it as a good teammate of Xie Wanmai, so that everyone would think that Xie An was stalking Shanshan and pursuing the magic horse in every possible way... [Xie Wan cried: That was not my intention! My brother is a victim-sacrifice! Think about it, how would a good brother who loves and protects his sister feel towards a man who marries his precious sister? [It doesn't matter if he is Prince Charming, not to mention that the one riding the white horse is Shanshan] What's more, a beautiful woman who can fight, has majesty, and is very beautiful will not only be admired by men but also by women, okay? [I don't believe that Shanshan didn't offend a few girls when he was wearing men's clothing] So...╮(￣▽￣)╭ Therefore, even in modern times, Xie An, your sincere confession will still be interfered with by others. And, Director Jiang who appeared in the end, does the modern Xie An look familiar to you? PS: All the poem materials are fabricated... Anyway, Xie Wan, you are very used to selling your teammates [brother] ← Hello! PS: I don't even want to say anything about Jinjiang... [If the message fails again, I will send it segment by segment!

The last sentence... The last sentence is so foul! ! ! ! Xiaowang23333 Congratulations on the completion of [Spreading Flowers] After a new pit is opened, please provide a link in this article! !

From my personal point of view I like the Three Kingdoms roll the most Well, maybe there is a female protagonist who finally dominates but has no emotions... Specifically, it is the interference of the love between men and women~ In an era where there are so many romantic figures, the heroine dominates the world, but out of calm thinking about her successor, she takes the initiative to give up the relationship [love between men and women], I will give her 100,000 likes! [Don't say you can't get married, it's not a matter of minutes to marry as many as you want~] Why do women need to have a male harem to dominate the world? ! Or asking for something but not getting it, etc., You are all dominating the world, can you look beyond the word emotion? [It's purely because I've seen too many independent and self-reliant female protagonists, but the author has to bluntly place the resentment of the male protagonist... Of course, if the relationship comes naturally, I will also like it~] But it ended so neatly! Although I was right to take sides, I didn't expect it to happen so quickly! Shanshan, have you forgotten your determination not to graffiti on historical relics? ! Shanshan, you have forgotten the Jade Rabbit Spirit and the Carp Spirit who were subdued by your domineering power. [Although the Carp Spirit will not appear later, I believe he will also be impressed by Shanshan! ]? Guo Wuyao is also looking forward to it! And the Xun family's… ancestors… grandsons… ╮(￣▽￣)╭Three cobblers are the best of Zhuge Liang, no matter what the reason is I really want to see this bunch of characters PK Xiao Wang~ Well, although the rhythm of being killed in seconds, Xiao Wang's "I need you" is too dry and has no artistic conception. Even if it's [I pity you], [Of course, don't even think about auntie washing the railways, the ancient times were not open to that extent, even Xie An has hinted at it thousands of times] But think about it, after all Shanshan has experienced Xie An, Xiaowang is really a magician of ten thousand years... [Hey Shanshan, you are my goddess! I want to learn from you and work hard to memorize English! Try to chew raw meat and watch the male god! ←Hello Thank you to the author for writing such a good article~ Looking forward to new articles!

I was dizzy and cried because of my own intelligence.

Great, I like this kind of article. Come on, author, I will support it to the end!