Hearing the Dao in the Morning

This is the story of a strange child who ran into a strange master in a cornfield. Then the strange master asked, "Would you be willing to become my disciple?" The strange child nodded, and thus began a timeless journey beyond the mortal world. This is a cultivation story. Disciple: I joined the Xuan Sect. Master: Do you think one body can practice two kinds of cultivation arts? Disciple: ...I forgot. Master: Be careful. Don't let the Xuan Sect find out. Disciple: What will happen if they do? Master: It doesn't matter. I have a chain. There is no male lead, no CP, and no golden finger here. There's only one chain, a strange master who shows up now and then but is missing most of the time, and one strange disciple with a lot of loose screws.