Shh, This Is a Place of Silence

After nine declines, a god is reborn as a human. They must endure eighty-one tribulations before undergoing nirvana anew. If they fail, they must be reborn and start all over again.

Isn't that far too dangerous? What's more, a god's physical body is rather fragile, and their attack power is pathetic. They're liable to get wiped out and still end up in trouble.

Against this backdrop, the Silent Office was established to help and protect gods during their final trials, so they can attain nirvana as quickly and safely as possible.

Psst, this is a classified department. It runs on government funding, and you can't just waltz in. You have to be ready to play both mother and father, both lover and bodyguard, and to stick by your partner through thick and thin. Especially when you're covered in blood from fighting, the god's reincarnation will be right there acting cute without lifting a finger to help. And once they attain nirvana, they won't even bless you with a lottery win.

Sounds miserable, right? So cherish life, and stick to designing websites or drawing illustrations instead.