The Prince of Tennis: The Elegant Kitty

As a cat, and a noble, elegant, unbelievably gorgeous cat at that, life is actually pretty comfortable. Aside from being bossed around by the old man every day, all I do is eat and sleep, sleep and eat, then roll around in the sunshine, lick my paws, and wash my face and stuff. So naturally, I developed the fussy, tsundere, lazy personality of a certain someone. If I had to name my greatest ambition, it would be to eat my way through every delicious dish in existence... Then one day, our fussy, tsundere certain someone met an old man who was just as stubborn and difficult. The sparks that flew were truly heart-stopping and terrifying... So when the old man opened his eyes one morning and found a little girl sleeping in his bed, he was utterly horrified. Then he realized the little girl was his beloved pet cat, and that she had transformed because of a kiss he gave her before going to sleep. From then on, the old man was doomed to a life of being kissed against his will... [gazes into the distance] Old Man: Hey! Who said you could sleep in my bed? Certain Someone: ... (Glances lazily at the old man, rolls over, and goes back to sleep.) Old Man: ... Hey! You uncultured female cat, are you even listening to me?! Certain Someone: ... (Shifts position, sprawls out on the bed, and ignores him.) Old Man: ... Certain Someone: Old man~ Old man~ Let's kiss~ Old Man: ... (His ears turn a little red.) Certain Someone: Old man~ Are you blushing? Old Man: Go as far away as your thoughts can take you... Certain Someone: Old man, why does this book say,