(Three Years, The Ravages of Time Fanfic, Three Kingdoms) Xiao Ba's 108 Ways to Die

A military strategist can only show their talents in troubled times. My name is Xiao Ba. I am the Eighth Wonder of Shuijing Manor. I have always had only one goal. I want my senior brothers to live long and happy lives! To quote one reader's comment: Well, I like the clueless idiot of a First Senior Brother who threatens to kill himself within three rounds whenever we play out a battle on the sand table. I also like my gentle and considerate Second Senior Brother, my Third Senior Brother who has offered up my head three times in a row, my seemingly dissolute but actually lovestruck Fourth Senior Brother, my Fifth Senior Brother who hardly ever gets a chance to appear and his family, as well as my Sixth Senior Brother, whose nerves are as thick as an elephant's, and my Seventh Senior Brother, who seems frivolous but is more serious than anyone deep down. But why do they all have to go their separate ways? This is supposed to be a dating game, isn't it? Why does someone always have to die? Why does choosing one person mean killing all the others? Why, when I choose to run away, do I have to watch everyone die one by one? I, Xiao Ba, swear on my life that I will find a way to break the chains of fate for my senior brothers, so we can all live happily! Please note: This story does not fall into the usual categories of danmei or romance. Please don't have any expectations about couples or even multiple pairings. There are only fake perks, no explicit scenes. Theme: