HP: Not a Professor, but a Father

I started this project out of frustration after waiting forever for a certain story to get an ending. ┏ ┃ I'm already working on another story, and it's a real struggle, but ┃ I've started this one anyway. Ahem. ┃ About this story: ┃ 1. This is a serious story, but it's a little lighter than my earlier ┃ abandoned project. ┃ 2. The pairing hasn't been decided yet, and it may not be the ┃ professor. If you want to read a story about the professor, please ┃ think carefully before deciding. ┃ 3. As mentioned above, there's no pairing for now. It may just stay ┃ ambiguous. If there is a pairing, it will definitely be bottom-led. ┃ If you prefer top-led stories, feel free to click the X in the top ┃ right corner. ┃ 4. I know Harry Potter fanfiction has been done to death, but I still ┃ want to write this. It's very cliched, and my writing is pretty ┃ average. If you like sweet dreams, please come on in and leave a ┃ comment. ┃ 5. This story came about because I was frustrated with another story. ┃ Some elements are inspired by it, but the plot isn't copied, so ┃ please don't flame me. ┃ 6. I'm just an average writer, but I can promise this story won't ┃ bash Dumbledore, Lily, or the others. ┗ If he could, the Potions Master of Hogwarts wished he had never entered the Forbidden Forest that day. Merlin's knickers, will someone tell him how things ended up like this?!! Zero One: Daddy. Dumbledore: [Surprised] Oh, Severus! You have a child? Severus Snape: [Roaring] Dumbledore, has your head finally been stuffed full of sickly sweet syrup?! And that's the introduction… No angst, happy ending, and it might stay ambiguous the whole way through. Actually... this is just a cute, fluffy story~ ╮(￣▽￣")╭ All right, I know I'm hopeless at writing introductions. I'm out of here! Currently ongoing stories ↓ Theme: