Blurb: Ya Rou from Yi Shang
Du Heng from Qing Meng Wu Hen
Ruo Han from Xu Ni Lai Sheng
Qi Ye from Ruo Xiang Xi
Ying Lei from Qing Yan Miao
Time has smiled upon them, so: no transmigrating for the holidays this year? If you're going to transmigrate, make it the Kangxi era!
They are bound by the choices made for them, so: they land as romantic rivals. Who cares if you're family?
Who will live or die, who will come and go? Their arrival bears witness to the chaos of life in the imperial household at the height of its glory, and their involvement sets the hearts of the emperor's idol-worthy princes ablaze.
This story is purely the product of Linlie and a few close friends messing around. The characters and setting are borrowed with the original authors' permission. The content is lighthearted and meant to entertain, and the story is not long. Please don't expect too much.
The wording, phrasing, and style boldly borrow from a certain kind of celebrated romance novel. Since so many of its lines have become widely known, I'll state this once here rather than annotate each one individually.
A friendly warning: Before reading, bring a high-performance lightning rod, put on insulated clothing, and stock up on motion sickness pills, anti-nausea medicine, stomach remedies, and perhaps even an ambulance... The story takes no responsibility for anyone who is struck by its lightning and left battered because they came unprepared.
I passed the national competition today, well, my mind is burning, so I'm here to comment. Occasionally, in a trance, suddenly and accidentally, I saw that Lin Da wanted a long review of "Qing Meng Thunder", and I had to respond weakly. As a reader who has a high sense of humor but is not rich in emotions but has a conscience, integrity and integrity, I admire "Thunder" with great admiration for Lin Da, and wrote such a review. After reading it, I wanted to hit the wall, others wanted to hit the tofu, and the author saw the baby who wanted to hit the wall. In fact, the authors I admire most are the ones who can write hilarious articles, because I have always been a very serious child, and the articles I write are all serious articles. So before writing this review, I wring my fingers for a long time and write a serious review for a hilarious article. What kind of trouble is this? But then I figured it out. I was using my fearless spirit of sacrifice to make my serious comments to further reflect the humor of "Thunder". So, the above is just a little nonsense before the review begins. We can simply call it preface, postscript, wedge, preface, introduction, preface... Regarding "Qing Meng Thunder", I think I mainly have several thoughts. These thoughts can be summarized to come up with several central points. At this point, I must remind you responsibly. Please don't ask me how many centers and sub-points I have. I can only tell you that counting below ten has always been a blind spot in my life. I can only count very large units and numbers above this unit. If you ask me to count this If the quantity is more concrete, I will tell you that it can roughly equal the number of arguments in every speech made by Fourth Master. But I will tell you, am I actually particularly jealous of a man like Fourth Master who can speak impassionedly with a central point and an argument and can count the number of arguments clearly? To thunder or not to thunder, that is the question The first thing I have to correct is that you can't ask Sister Lan about this question, because she doesn't know either. Then I raise the question of the negotiability of this question: Thunder or not? Why thunder? Is it a cacophony of thunder, or is it the thunder of all kinds of thunder in the frosty sky? Does it make you crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, or crispy and delicious? Should I turn into a spring thunder to protect the flowers, or should I turn into a spring thunder and kill it with a hundred thunders... So don't underestimate this issue. It is actually profound and profound, but it is hidden. One time I saw Xuan Da and You Ran discussing the name of their new book. They said they might as well call it "Empty as a Sieve" (piercing the sky of the Qing Dynasty into a sieve), and I felt that only "Thunder" deserved this title. What you wear and what I wear is what everyone wears. What everyone wears is truly worn. Wear it back and forth, wear it back and forth, and wear it twice before it is considered worn. This kind of time-traveling method is domineering and leaks all kinds of leaks, and even Sophie's super long series can't stop it. Our goal is, no more thunder. A good masterpiece should not only be enough to shock people for three days, but also have depth, level, and wisdom. It should ensure that everyone can be shocked, and it should also be so shocking that they are willing to eat it. For example, if you are struck by lightning and someone brings a lightning rod, wouldn't your work be in vain? But if you hit the water, the lightning rod can't save you, but it's always bad if you strike someone, so you also give some thunder fish as a gift. Others benefit from it, and they feel better after being struck by the thunder. So I would say, "Thunder" is such a thunderous work with depth, layering and wisdom. To give a small example, in "Thunder", Du Hengge complained that the well in the Fourteenth Master's house was not as good as the Fourth Master's house. What does this imply? It implies that the Fourteenth Master certainly cannot compete with the Fourth Master. Who is the Fourth Master? The Fourth Master's family is the future Yongli. Regarding the proposition of Lei Bu Lei in "Thunder", I really don't need to elaborate more. If it is not a true proposition, it must be an axiom. If it is not an axiom, then it is a theorem. As the saying goes: The mountains are thundering, the water is thundering, the mountains are thundering and the road is far away It thundered last night, it thunders again tonight, thunder comes and goes, and the soul disappears Dreams are also thunderous, people are also thunderous, if there is thunder in the sky, the sky will never grow old The song cannot be a song, the tune cannot be a tune, the wind and rain are as loud as the thunder, and the thunder is as much as...
Ouch. Where is your long review?
It's cold and big. . It's almost finished, so let's finish it all at once. . . . I've been waiting for half a year. .
What a big pit = =
This is a scam. It's really a scam. Sister, when will you update it again??
After a year, I was pleasantly surprised that there was an update... After wandering for half a year, I looked up to the sky and sighed, it turned out that it was only half a shovel of soil... Those who often sit at the bottom of the pit and "do good" write in tears
The article is really well written and makes people laugh. But, you have to be kind. This article has not been updated for a year now Could it be that I have entered the legendary pit of ten thousand years??? We watched eagerly, waited eagerly, and almost saw through the autumn water. When will there be another one? Could it be Because he didn't update, he was struck by lightning and sent to the Qing Dynasty?
Hahaha Quietly, I left Just like me, I came slowly and quietly I shake my dragon robe There is not much money left Haha So classic It turns out that the imperial edict of succession can be so nonsense.
I heard that Rinda abandoned the big mistake of "Yong You" just for this movie. Why do I have a bad feeling? It seems that this one will also become a mistake... Tears running~~o(>_<)o ~~
Oh my gosh, this is so cool! I couldn't hold back my laughter in the office, it almost killed me!