The first time they met, she cut off a piece of his flesh and drew his blood.
The second time they met, she stole his family heirloom and, while she was at it, took a kiss from him.
The third time, the tables had turned, and he stopped her wedding sedan chair.
She smiled and asked, "Sir, are you here to kidnap me and take advantage of me?"
"No."
"Then, my friend, are you here to catch up and talk about life's great ambitions with me?"
"No."
"Then may I ask, if you're neither here to kidnap me and take advantage of me nor to catch up, what are you here for?"
"To catch a thief!"
Dear, this layout is also crazy. But you update a lot at once.
The monks at Qingtai Temple are feeling depressed! The expression is helpless! The posture is stiff! The exclamation point is invincible!
How funny!! The exclamation mark is the most adorable!!