[Crossover] This Is Not Scientific

In this world, there are all kinds of demons, monsters, and inexplicable things; In this world, there are genius baby tutors with oversized heads; In this world, there are athletic boys who play with supernatural powers; In this world, there are elementary school detectives who bring death wherever they go; In this world, there is a vast online realm; There are all sorts of paranormal phenomena in the world. The people who study them are us: scientists... (maybe fake ones) We want to explain every phenomenon in this world scientifically. But then... Explain what? Study what? This world is not scientific at all!!!!! Opening skit (unrelated to the main story) This world is NOT SCIENTIFIC!!!!! The unscientific worlds: ...Whatever, we're just unscientific. Kuroko's Basketball: Actually, I'm pretty scientific. Female lead: Yeah right. Your presence is so low, is that really scientific? Do scientifically plausible humans have such low presence? Kuroko's Basketball: ...So I'm an unscientific world too? Conan: I'm scientific, really. Female lead: You bring death wherever you go. Go stand over there. What do you know about science? Conan: ￥%@!@#!￥ Katekyo Hitman Reborn!: I... understand. I'm unscientific too. Female lead: Good. You understand now. Katekyo Hitman Reborn!: TAT But I really want to be scientific. My profile is here. If you like my work, please click.