Katekyo Hitman Reborn: A History of Tragic Exchanges

This is a collaborative story for the First Generation Golden Saints. So, after the Holy War ends, the First Generation and Lost Canvas groups are getting closer, when one day our Goddess announces excitedly, "Once the war is over, let's go on a trip to another world!" (Dilan: Oh, come on. Don't use that as an excuse to go see Pallas!) Pegasus (rubbing his forehead): "I think I'll sit this one out." (Athena: Ah, a certain god has got him tied up so he can't get away. Yes, understandable.) Aries: "That sounds pretty fun." Virgo (calmly): "I don't mind." Libra: "Anyone who dares object gets slammed into a wall. No explanation needed." Capricorn: "So, does this mean having a cook is essential for traveling?" Pisces: "Hmm, then I suppose I'll go too." Sagittarius: "I'll come along." Taurus: "Then I have to go." (Dilan: If you don't go, who'll keep an eye on Libra's howling?) "What about you all?" the Goddess asks. "Absolutely!" the Lost Canvas group replies. This is a crackfic, an extremely cracky one. Bring your own Lambo or 10+ Lambo, and so on.