[Crossover (Mainly Pili)] The Buddha's Diary

Fine, I admit my last shred of self-respect went down in one bite with my fried noodles... Well~~~ I've been out of the fandom for a while. I used to hear all the time that Tian Zhi Fo acted in such an extreme way that he didn't seem like someone from the Buddhist faith, so I didn't like him much either (or her?). But the latest episodes, which I watched to see the Jian-Bing romance, made me feel that this person has had an absolutely miserable time of it! So... Oh, to put it simply, I feared the world would be too peaceful, and my self-respect was already scattered all over the floor. After finally surviving military training, I decided to resume my pitiful hole-digging career. My great goal is to become the king of abandoned stories, so I'll keep digging new holes without giving up. I absolutely can't let the newcomers push me off the beach! (Enough already!) So, this is the story of a tragic, sensible, gentle, and kind girl who was dragged down as a final companion by Madam Tian Fo as she died. She tragically became a neither-man-nor-woman, golden, God-ray-shooting weirdo, then went on to plague the masses, determined not to go to hell! (Totally off the mark~) P.S. Tian Zhi Fo's ending hasn't come out yet, so I don't know if he gets killed off. Anyway, in my version, he wasn't successfully rescued, but willingly endured punishment and died... If you don't like that, please don't hit me... ⊙﹏⊙b Also, this story is tentatively without a pairing, dear Announcement: I promised the girls in the group I'd update, so this diary will officially start updating irregularly. Of course, my main focus will still be the military girl next door. The author can only promise to sprinkle a little dirt... Thanks to Huochai for the cover! I'm finally free of the misery of having a magazine cover slapped on, I'm so touched~~~ (>_