[Harry Potter] The Chosen One's Worst Day

"Harry-chan! A school called Hogwarts has sent you an admission letter!" "Schools that send out admission letters unsolicited these days are just scams trying to get money! I don't believe it!" "It says there are no tuition fees..." "A free lunch is even less believable!" "But... this school seems to be a magic academy?" "There's no such thing as magic in this world... Wait, I have a Level Three Evoker certification myself." "Go on, go on! And don't forget to seduce a few cute boys♂ too!" "I'm straight, thanks. And what about my plan to become a doctor or a lawyer?" "Well..." This story follows the sordid, shameless everyday life of The Chosen One Harry Potter at a magic academy called Hogwarts. Please don't expect too much from the protagonist's virtue.