Naruto: Apostle of the Black Abyss

I'm a pervert. I dedicate this story to my increasingly twisted inner self. Naruto's confession: I can tell men and women apart these days, you know. Naruto said to Yuki Haku: "I've more or less figured out that to tell men and women apart, you have to look at how soft their facial features are and whether there's fat on their chest. But your features are soft and you don't have any fat on your chest, so I guess the standard I came up with isn't reliable either." Naruto lectured Sakura: "Gender is just an illusion. Over these past two and a half years, I've come to realize that there are no fundamental differences between men and women. If you're still being held back by something as trivial as gender..." If you come across any characters who don't appear in Naruto, please see Harry Potter: The Apostle of Blood, book number 497946. Going premium on August 10. Four chapters will be posted that day, so please show your support! Theme: