A World Overrun by Monsters

Liu Yin: (Expressionless) I'm called Liu Yin, the passing of time, a shadow of loss. Author: The name means the passage of time, you idiot! Liu Yin: (Expressionless) Author: This girl has a chronic case of poker face. Liu Yin: (Expressionless) Author: She's a hardcore fujoshi who's crazy about pretty people, especially when there are two or more of them, and they're male. Liu Yin: (Expressionless) Author: This person has a seriously warped sense of right and wrong. She never cares whether other people live or die, and only does what makes her happy. She's a bad person. (Pay attention! This isn't a joke, it's a fact!) Liu Yin: (Expressionless) Author: Liu Yin, you little hooligan, why aren't you saying anything? At least bark a couple of times for me. Liu Yin: (Expressionless) You've said everything already. What do you expect me to say? If I say it all, what do I need you for? Author: Oh, right. This super-scheming fujoshi is the kind of person who'll die if she can't make snarky comments. Liu Yin: (Expressionless) Author: Don't let that blank face fool you. Her mind's already wandered off to who knows what dimension. Hey, hey! You're not imagining the Ten Great Tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty in your head, are you? Liu Yin: (Turns her head quietly) No, just the Eighteen Positions of Male-Male Love, plus some S&M. Author: I'm a woman, damn it! Liu Yin: (Expressionless) Author: (Quietly covers her face) Liu Yin: (Expressionless) You tossed me into a place crawling with beautiful fiends. Is it against the law if I fantasize about them a little? Author: (Side-eye) Liu Yin, watch your mouth. Which one of us is the real menace to society? I sent you so many beauties. You should be grateful! Liu Yin: (Expressionless) Goodbye. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Author: ... Theme: