(Quick Transmigration) Conquest by Looks

Reader Advisory: This is a parody! A parody! It is full of deliberate landmines! →_→ It's written purely for entertainment, and the tone can switch to dark! dark! dark! without warning! →_→ So if you came looking to nitpick, please turn left and leave. Thank you for your "kindness in not reading." →_→/B>

Xiaoxu: Hello, everyone. I'm a god... and I permit you to add "damn nutcase." I hear I've lost my memory, and I hear my man has lost his too. I hear that, with my memory gone, I'll have to conquer my amnesiac man in different worlds.

System: How does Lady Xiaoxu identify her conquest targets? Surely it's because of love! [Hands her the microphone]

Xiaoxu: Oh, that's easy. The prettiest one.

System: ...Fair enough. That's very objective. ←_← Just stating the truth.

Xiaoxu: Of course! Beauty is justice! Beauty is the natural order! Nothing can stop me from ravishing [crossed out] conquering beautiful people!

System: ...This really is... so very Lady Xiaoxu.

A guide to the landmines!

1. The female lead's acting is MAXED OUT. She's a total split personality and completely unhinged. There's nothing she won't do... Really! There's nothing she won't do!

2. Whether it's sweet or a landmine depends on your taste, but this story is definitely wild, chaotic, and fun.

3. Although this is quick transmigration, each volume has a complete plot. It might be better to think of each volume as a short novella. ╮(╯_╰)╭

Xiaoxu's first transmigration →_→ "The Man-Stealing Game Begins"

Xiaoxu's second transmigration →_→ "The Man-Stealing Game: Reincarnation"

Xiaoxu's third transmigration →_→ "Conquest by Looks"

Xiaoxu's daughter →_→ "A Nobody's Guide to Rising to the Top"

Group quick transmigration with conquest systems →_→ "Conquest: Failing Grade"

Quick transmigration with conquest and scum-bashing →_→ "All of You, Get on Your Knees and Sing Your Surrender!"

Danmei quick transmigration →_→ "Pandora's Blessing"

Modern crime romance →_→ "Eyes of the Ghost, Shadow of the Butterfly"

Future game world →_→ "This Really Isn't a Harem-Collecting Game"

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