[Gintama BG] Hachieko's Spring

Gintama's Gorilla Sorachi says that everyone is Shinpachi, In this story, God turns Shinpachi into Yashieko. I just wanted to write a story like this: No dazzling transformation, and every adorable girl is Yashieko. [Reading Guide] 1. Not a female soul in a male body. BG, lots of couples. Not a parody; a serious tone. 2. The story still takes place in the world created by Gorilla Sorachi, and the gorilla's main plot will appear throughout. 3. Happy ending, heartwarming, with a little angst in the middle for flavor. 4. Being a Mary Sue is a kind of illness everyone has, just to varying degrees. So, essentially, Yashieko is definitely still a Sue girl. 5. I'll write however I like, and you can read however you like. If you're here to viciously bash the couples or the author, the red X in the upper-right corner is for you. 6. Updates will be irregular due to graduation. This story won't be moved to another group or put behind a paywall, and I promise on my reputation that I won't abandon it. That's all. P.S. Jinjiang is glitching badly. Even after a chapter is updated, it doesn't show up on the front page. Try clicking Next Chapter instead, damn it. Premise: