[Reborn] Why Is There a Calabash Brother in the Supporting Cast?!

They say the author is a real pain in the neck. That’s because the author treats every reader like their own dear dad. You should be grateful!!! They say the protagonist originally wanted to enter a cultivation novel, but got tricked into this story by the author, who’s a real pain in the neck. Later, he gets his hands on a guidebook, and it turns out to be just as infuriating as the author. The most infuriating thing is, why does he die every time he runs into a certain guy? Then he keeps coming back to life in different places. They say it’s a scatterbrained bottom who can’t decide what he wants X a gentle, good-hearted top. All kinds of bizarre things happen on this magical continent. They say it’s modeled on the standards of the London Olympics. For example, if you slack off in the guild, you’ll lose the right to accept quests. For example, if you do too well on a quest, the Alliance will investigate whether you used forbidden spells. For example, if you’re from the same hometown as the Alliance, you get to jump twice~ [Wait, what are they supposed to be jumping over?!] And finally... what’s Calabash Brothers doing in the supporting cast section!!!!!! Come visit my author page.