I'm a Decent Person, You Know

Lin Qi is a Chinese American. Like many people, he loves making promises, but never keeps them. His favorite thing to say is, "I swear to God!" Lin Qi has never worried that God might punish him, because, as he puts it, "I'm a Buddhist, so I'm not under God's jurisdiction." Then one day, God finally gave him what he deserved: a bolt from the blue. Amid a blinding white light, Lin Qi suddenly heard a distant, solemn voice: "I see you!" Lin Qi: I'm a respectable guy, not here to sire offspring! To hell with that constantly adorable black wolf, that violent lion, and that sinister, sadistic merman! I don't want to have a baby! The purpose of this story: cuteness! All kinds of cuteness!... The author suddenly got into beastmen and human-animal romances, so here's one of my own~ If you run into any cheesy melodrama, bring your own umbrella so it doesn't rain all over you... P.S. This is a one-on-one romance~ The author isn't into harems. The author has a soft spot for ordinary protagonists, so there won't be any divine children or whatever~ Warning: The author is a pervert! Actually, this pervy author just wants to try out every color... Paid chapter announcement: This story will go premium on July 6 (Wednesday), with three new chapters. Reposting is prohibited. If you repost it, I sincerely wish you lose one jin every day, and only from your chest and hips. If you're a guy, you'll lose weight in that place, if you know what I mean... Please keep supporting the story~~ The curse above is adapted from A Little Cat. Theme: