The whole story has been revised and unlocked, but I couldn't fix every garbled bit, so use your imagination. It won't affect your reading. The chapter lengths have changed, and some transitions are rather abrupt. If that bothers you, don't read. It's been so many years, so I doubt there'll be any new readers anyway.
In the online voice-acting circle, the most mild-mannered and refined gentle seme, Zhu Yeqing, has been turned into cannon fodder! His official uke is flirting with a rich, handsome guy who fell from the sky, right in front of him and a thousand fans! That very night, someone posted the news on the Pink Forum!
When enemies meet, their eyes blaze with hate. They grit their teeth and trade barbs, wishing they could skin each other alive, tear out their tendons, drink their blood, and eat their flesh. But then he hears that the moe uke has someone else in his heart, someone who has silently waited for him until they finally got together. So the rich, handsome guy gets turned into cannon fodder too!
He shows up with booze to congratulate the other on his breakup, stays to drink, chat, and cry with him, and even... Who the hell was sad for you? This is schadenfreude! He laughs three times and realizes that you're cannon fodder too!
Favorite this story: Cannon Fodder + Cannon Fodder = ? Bamboo Skewer + Chicken = ? 1 + 1 = ? Find the answers to these exercises in the story.
Warnings: Fictional online voice acting. The online voice-acting element is barely present in the second half. Switch. There will be strange forms of address during sex ←_←. There's a side character many people hate, with quite a lot of scenes in the first half. Slow burn, one-on-one romance. Some angst. Soapy happy ending. This story is very fake, extremely fake. It involves online voice acting, rich handsome men, and perhaps a little showbiz = = None of that has anything to do with me; it's as far away as another planet... So just enjoy it, everyone, and please don't take it seriously.
Thank you all for reading... If you don't mind it, please keep reading. If you do, please click X...
Premise:
Alas, it's 2025. Is Dada still there? I don't know if I'll be able to watch a new episode in my lifetime. [Covering face and peeking] It's been so many years. I really like Xia Yang and Fang Zexi...
I really didn't expect that I can't find my old account, but I can still wait until the day when the article is revised and unlocked. Thank you so much.
Suddenly I realized that Bamboo Stick is like a cat. It is always elegant and distant to outsiders, with a friendly and cat-like attitude. However, if it is not the person it recognizes, it will not be able to catch it. Only people who have raised cats know that cats are completely two-faced to the outside world and to the inside. They will show their faces unscrupulously only when facing their own people. He has fangs, is domineering, and has no qualities at all, but he will only open his belly to you and knead him at will. His trust and dependence are all over you, so in fact, after meeting Xia Yang for the first time, Zhu Zhuan'er probably already recognized his master [covering his face and peeking] (bushi! What are these talking about!)
[Kiss] So Mr. Xia basically went through a complete process of adopting a proud cat! The cat has completed the process of enclosure from stress → adaptation → desensitization → OK and can dominate this person, and has since become a qualified... Well! Your luck is behind you, Mr. Xia!
As for what Mr. Xia is like... I originally wanted to say that he is a loyal dog, because he is really a guiding type. This kind of character that solves problems and is always willing to give you the answer is really great! (And based on his age, he actually... Is really a dog?) But! This is really unfashionable and inconsistent with his temperament, so of course he has to have a big cock!
(Speaking of which, Bamboo Stick is actually a Sagittarius born in the Rabbit zodiac. It is also very consistent with what the world thinks of as a docile rabbit. In fact, rabbits have extremely violent tempers. How can they be scallops based on the existence between dragons and tigers! And many of Bamboo Stick's behavioral changes described in the book are also quite consistent with some Sagittarius... And Mr. Xia is very loyal to the dog and very lion... Hmm... So this book is simply destiny!)
The young couple is like this 9999! ! !
A new reader is here [Spreading Flowers][Spreading Flowers] The cute rivals who attack each other are also cute and even more cute on the Internet. The author is still writing...
"Fang Zexi" and "Xia Yang" have a long-distance relationship. "Fang Zexi" is the destruction star of "Xia Yang", and "Xia Yang" is the settlement star of "Fang Zexi". Compared with close and medium sex, long-distance sex is the most explosive. In a friendship relationship, it may be that you can get very high every time you meet. In a romantic relationship, the sexual tension is the strongest, and it can be instant... But it usually comes and goes quickly, making it difficult to continue forever, and is easily affected by external factors, such as distance.
Divorce, family background, etc. In addition, no matter what the relationship is in reality, An
It is easy for both bad and bad parties to have a game process with each other, and both hope that they can control it.
Take control. The "bad" tend to be more proactive and slightly better. "An" will be the one who is led when getting along, but this does not mean that "An" doesn't know anything. After all, An is willing to fight and suffer, and is very entangled. Therefore, "An" will be willing to tolerate "bad" as long as it does not touch his own bottom line. This is not only reflected among friends, lovers, and family members, it is also more obvious between superiors and subordinates. For example, the "safe" party may be affected by the "bad" in decision-making.
, Change the original plan.
=????(??? ????) On a whim, I measured their zodiac signs. This, this description fits this article so horribly... Is this destiny...
I've read it at least three times. From high school to college, I think of this article from time to time. It's so touching that a rival turns into a lover. It's so cute. Thanks a lot.
I like it, it's great!
If you put it into reality, you can understand Ning Le's personality. He can actually tell the difference between online and real life, and it's nothing to joke around with good gay friends, and his personality is not bad~ It's not that serious, right? ! Maybe my perspective is distorted? !
About Ning Le's Resentment: Uh, I finished watching it. I basically watched it all night long, so I wasn't in a good mood. Does anyone know that I really, really dislike reading an article out of context? ! ! ! I'm the kind of person who can read the previous chapters even after watching them! But it's all this little bitch Ning Le's fault! At the beginning of this article, I thought this setting, including love rivals, network partners, and mutual attacks, was all cute. However, Ning Le, I treated him as cannon fodder in the first few chapters, so I didn't feel much about him hanging on Zhu Jun. As a result, shit, after more than ten chapters, he was still Zhujun's favorite. After that, for more than twenty chapters, the plot still revolved around him. Although he is indeed a catalyst or something, 80% of the collision between the two protagonists has the theme of Nile. Then he also described how Ning Le acted cute in YY, in the group, and in real life. Both online and in real life, he was ambiguous with the two of them, and fans had all kinds of comments about CP (Qing Ning, JL). I feel like these account for at least two-thirds of the plot in the first twenty chapters, and less than one-third are related to the two protagonists. This is what I feel when I look at the front. The author's focus is completely deviated. It seems that the author is also afraid that everyone will hate Ning Le, so the author spends a lot of space describing Ning Le's cuteness. However, the plot deviates into the fact that it is the three of them getting along with each other, whether online or in reality. Although it is for the two protagonists to compete, there is not much effective description of the two of them. It is all the cute dialogue and plot between Ning Le and the two of them, as well as the hints given to him by the two protagonists and the confrontational gags and mudslings when they are jealous. Author, do you think if you write Ning Le like this, can he still be likeable? Is he still worthless? Who the hell likes a scumbag like this who only knows how to be in two different situations, yet still enjoys the love and help from two people without any guilt under the name of being a friend? ! Ah? ! Ah? ! Ah? ! Later I learned that Ning Le also had a crush on someone who she had a crush on when she was 15 years old and never changed. Damn it, kill him and whip him, okay? You are so dedicated, yet you are having fun selling rotten food to two other people! ! ! Even if you say that you want to get to know your true love through J, then Zhujun is provoking you to mess with you? He has nothing to exploit. If he was just a friend, why didn't he explain it earlier? You also know that Mr. Zhu likes you, but you still flirt with others from time to time without clarifying that you are not interested in them. Damn it! Do you fucking think that you are God's favorite, and it's your turn to be the Lord of Bamboo? Especially later, when he hooked up with his true love, (emphasis added) he still didn't explain it to Mr. Zhu. Damn it, Mr. Zhu has been caring and caring for you for at least a year, but he still treats you like a lover. You have been dating for a year. Now you have found true love on your own, you are satisfied, and you don't need Mr. Zhu to kill time, so you left Mr. Zhu behind, right? If you consider Mr. Zhu's mood for a moment, you should confess to Mr. Zhu quickly. I'm really speechless about Ning Le's character. Whoever treats him as his friend will be unlucky for eight lifetimes. The above made me hate Ning Le for the rest of my life. Later on, I skipped a bit to see how the two protagonists got along, and I saw that Zhu Jun forgave Ning Le again and were still good friends. Damn it, damn it, the protagonist is so caring! Jump again to watch the ending, but in the end, Ning Le is taken out for a walk again. I felt bad for myself, and I only briefly watched the extras. I devoured the entire article and was left feeling quite unhappy. When I read an article, I just need to read the beginning and then read the end. When I read a good article, I try not to miss every detail. I feel like crying without tears. Okay, the rant is finally over, I'm so tired from writing. The above is definitely not meant to criticize the author. I actually like the main CP very much. This is just me who was abused by Ning Le. I may be extreme and just vent my anger. Sorry everyone.
Alas, it's 2025. Is Dada still there? I don't know if I'll be able to watch a new episode in my lifetime. [Covering face and peeking] It's been so many years. I really like Xia Yang and Fang Zexi...
I really didn't expect that I can't find my old account, but I can still wait until the day when the article is revised and unlocked. Thank you so much.
Suddenly I realized that Bamboo Stick is like a cat. It is always elegant and distant to outsiders, with a friendly and cat-like attitude. However, if it is not the person it recognizes, it will not be able to catch it. Only people who have raised cats know that cats are completely two-faced to the outside world and to the inside. They will show their faces unscrupulously only when facing their own people. He has fangs, is domineering, and has no qualities at all, but he will only open his belly to you and knead him at will. His trust and dependence are all over you, so in fact, after meeting Xia Yang for the first time, Zhu Zhuan'er probably already recognized his master [covering his face and peeking] (bushi! What are these talking about!) [Kiss] So Mr. Xia basically went through a complete process of adopting a proud cat! The cat has completed the process of enclosure from stress → adaptation → desensitization → OK and can dominate this person, and has since become a qualified... Well! Your luck is behind you, Mr. Xia! As for what Mr. Xia is like... I originally wanted to say that he is a loyal dog, because he is really a guiding type. This kind of character that solves problems and is always willing to give you the answer is really great! (And based on his age, he actually... Is really a dog?) But! This is really unfashionable and inconsistent with his temperament, so of course he has to have a big cock! (Speaking of which, Bamboo Stick is actually a Sagittarius born in the Rabbit zodiac. It is also very consistent with what the world thinks of as a docile rabbit. In fact, rabbits have extremely violent tempers. How can they be scallops based on the existence between dragons and tigers! And many of Bamboo Stick's behavioral changes described in the book are also quite consistent with some Sagittarius... And Mr. Xia is very loyal to the dog and very lion... Hmm... So this book is simply destiny!) The young couple is like this 9999! ! !
A new reader is here [Spreading Flowers][Spreading Flowers] The cute rivals who attack each other are also cute and even more cute on the Internet. The author is still writing...
"Fang Zexi" and "Xia Yang" have a long-distance relationship. "Fang Zexi" is the destruction star of "Xia Yang", and "Xia Yang" is the settlement star of "Fang Zexi". Compared with close and medium sex, long-distance sex is the most explosive. In a friendship relationship, it may be that you can get very high every time you meet. In a romantic relationship, the sexual tension is the strongest, and it can be instant... But it usually comes and goes quickly, making it difficult to continue forever, and is easily affected by external factors, such as distance. Divorce, family background, etc. In addition, no matter what the relationship is in reality, An It is easy for both bad and bad parties to have a game process with each other, and both hope that they can control it. Take control. The "bad" tend to be more proactive and slightly better. "An" will be the one who is led when getting along, but this does not mean that "An" doesn't know anything. After all, An is willing to fight and suffer, and is very entangled. Therefore, "An" will be willing to tolerate "bad" as long as it does not touch his own bottom line. This is not only reflected among friends, lovers, and family members, it is also more obvious between superiors and subordinates. For example, the "safe" party may be affected by the "bad" in decision-making. , Change the original plan. =????(??? ????) On a whim, I measured their zodiac signs. This, this description fits this article so horribly... Is this destiny...
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I've read it at least three times. From high school to college, I think of this article from time to time. It's so touching that a rival turns into a lover. It's so cute. Thanks a lot.
I like it, it's great!
If you put it into reality, you can understand Ning Le's personality. He can actually tell the difference between online and real life, and it's nothing to joke around with good gay friends, and his personality is not bad~ It's not that serious, right? ! Maybe my perspective is distorted? !
About Ning Le's Resentment: Uh, I finished watching it. I basically watched it all night long, so I wasn't in a good mood. Does anyone know that I really, really dislike reading an article out of context? ! ! ! I'm the kind of person who can read the previous chapters even after watching them! But it's all this little bitch Ning Le's fault! At the beginning of this article, I thought this setting, including love rivals, network partners, and mutual attacks, was all cute. However, Ning Le, I treated him as cannon fodder in the first few chapters, so I didn't feel much about him hanging on Zhu Jun. As a result, shit, after more than ten chapters, he was still Zhujun's favorite. After that, for more than twenty chapters, the plot still revolved around him. Although he is indeed a catalyst or something, 80% of the collision between the two protagonists has the theme of Nile. Then he also described how Ning Le acted cute in YY, in the group, and in real life. Both online and in real life, he was ambiguous with the two of them, and fans had all kinds of comments about CP (Qing Ning, JL). I feel like these account for at least two-thirds of the plot in the first twenty chapters, and less than one-third are related to the two protagonists. This is what I feel when I look at the front. The author's focus is completely deviated. It seems that the author is also afraid that everyone will hate Ning Le, so the author spends a lot of space describing Ning Le's cuteness. However, the plot deviates into the fact that it is the three of them getting along with each other, whether online or in reality. Although it is for the two protagonists to compete, there is not much effective description of the two of them. It is all the cute dialogue and plot between Ning Le and the two of them, as well as the hints given to him by the two protagonists and the confrontational gags and mudslings when they are jealous. Author, do you think if you write Ning Le like this, can he still be likeable? Is he still worthless? Who the hell likes a scumbag like this who only knows how to be in two different situations, yet still enjoys the love and help from two people without any guilt under the name of being a friend? ! Ah? ! Ah? ! Ah? ! Later I learned that Ning Le also had a crush on someone who she had a crush on when she was 15 years old and never changed. Damn it, kill him and whip him, okay? You are so dedicated, yet you are having fun selling rotten food to two other people! ! ! Even if you say that you want to get to know your true love through J, then Zhujun is provoking you to mess with you? He has nothing to exploit. If he was just a friend, why didn't he explain it earlier? You also know that Mr. Zhu likes you, but you still flirt with others from time to time without clarifying that you are not interested in them. Damn it! Do you fucking think that you are God's favorite, and it's your turn to be the Lord of Bamboo? Especially later, when he hooked up with his true love, (emphasis added) he still didn't explain it to Mr. Zhu. Damn it, Mr. Zhu has been caring and caring for you for at least a year, but he still treats you like a lover. You have been dating for a year. Now you have found true love on your own, you are satisfied, and you don't need Mr. Zhu to kill time, so you left Mr. Zhu behind, right? If you consider Mr. Zhu's mood for a moment, you should confess to Mr. Zhu quickly. I'm really speechless about Ning Le's character. Whoever treats him as his friend will be unlucky for eight lifetimes. The above made me hate Ning Le for the rest of my life. Later on, I skipped a bit to see how the two protagonists got along, and I saw that Zhu Jun forgave Ning Le again and were still good friends. Damn it, damn it, the protagonist is so caring! Jump again to watch the ending, but in the end, Ning Le is taken out for a walk again. I felt bad for myself, and I only briefly watched the extras. I devoured the entire article and was left feeling quite unhappy. When I read an article, I just need to read the beginning and then read the end. When I read a good article, I try not to miss every detail. I feel like crying without tears. Okay, the rant is finally over, I'm so tired from writing. The above is definitely not meant to criticize the author. I actually like the main CP very much. This is just me who was abused by Ning Le. I may be extreme and just vent my anger. Sorry everyone.