My Complicated Affairs with Two or Three People (Criminal Minds)

I transmigrated. I grew up in America, with loving parents who doted on me. No older or younger siblings. A middle-class family, with all my needs provided for. The only drawback: the boy next door is a freak! I grew up. I thought my life would be like everyone else's. But it always seemed like someone was messing with me, and one mishap after another kept happening. Also known as "Living Among Idiots," "Keep That Freak Away from Me!" or "One Isn't Enough!" Rating: T-M (Warning: If any scenes make you uncomfortable, leave immediately. The freaks in this story have no limits =3= To keep meat-eaters from picking the wrong story, here's a declaration: there is no smut in this story!) A Criminal Minds fanfic. There might be some unexpected crossovers, but just take them in stride. *The BAU team is basically just background scenery. All the cases are original, so this is a ... story wearing fanfic's clothes. (... Fill in the missing word yourself.) =v=* About this story: The values in this story are fairly upright. The whole story is in first person. If that doesn't suit you, feel free to leave. *Contains the author's peculiar sense of humor *There is only one protagonist, Angelica. There is no pairing in this story, so don't try to force one June 2014: Added the No Pairing tag! I can't believe that tag actually exists! August 2014: Fake update unlocked I can't pin down the genre. It's serious, lighthearted, and dark all at once = = If you like it, please leave me some feedback. I want favorites and comments~ My fanfiction isn't for profit. What are you waiting for? Come and take me home!~ Disclaimer: The characters from the original show belong to CBS and the creators of Criminal Minds! Everything else in this story belongs to me. P.S. My chapter summaries are terrible. Thanks to Xiaolou from "The Hundred Ghosts Illustrated Shop" for the cover~ Theme song: "You Must Love Me" by Madonna. I prefer Elaine Paige's version, but I can't find her WMA TAT #favorite_1{color:#FF3300;font-weight:bold;border-style:double;} Theme: