The Thousand-Character Classic

A blurb that barged in:

1. Short stories, probably around a thousand words each~

2. Short stories where anyone who sees themselves in a character is on their own~

3. Short stories with irregular updates, extra chapters, and hiatuses, depending on my schedule and mood~

4. Short stories with unrelated plots and names that are just placeholders, so feel free to ignore them~

5. Stories that might be abandoned at any moment... wait, can a short story be abandoned?! In that case, stories that could end at any moment~

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