[New Prince of Tennis] You to Me and the River of Ruin

? I've finished revising the first 50 chapters. If you bookmarked the old version, I recommend rereading it _(:з"∠)_ Before you dive in, shout three times: Long Ya, you scumbag! You're absolutely the worst! [Hey! Believe me, the heroine is just another scumbag. Sometimes I want to beat her up myself. Don't talk to me about integrity. I've given that up. Volume One: For You, My Lord, I Have Pondered This Long. Long Ya said he was used to Long Ren hearing him say "you are my little airport" over and over. He was used to her remembering only "You are little airport" again and again. He was used to her repeatedly forgetting the word "my." But because it was Long Ren, it didn't matter. Volume Two: Before a General's Deeds Are Done, Ten Thousand Bones Lie Bared. Whether it's conquering the world or pursuing a grand dream, even a womanizer like Echizen Ryoga sometimes wants to make it happen. One day, he'll have to leave the people behind him and take a step forward. "Will you leave me behind?" Volume Three: I Hear You Have Another in Your Heart, So I Tear It Apart and Burn It. "Ryoga, I'm easy to take care of, and you get Ryoma as a bonus! Are you really not interested?" "You eat too much. I can't afford to feed you. I'll keep the freebie, you can go." "Wait, what the hell do you two take me for?!" 1. Firmly 1v1. 2. The heroine is dedicated to heckling. She and Kakashi compete to see who can commit suicide once a day. 3. This novel has undergone a major revision, and the plot has changed quite a bit. See the notes at the beginning for the reason. 4. For the story of Itachi saving the world: [Naruto] No Need to Ask You left me and went on your way. Let this be my last words. Let me trust in your love.