Authors, You Have No Idea How Hard It Is to Transmigrate Into Your Own Fanfic

As a writer of over-the-top power-struggle harem novels, transmigrating into one of my own stories isn't exactly the worst thing that could happen. Even if I've ended up as a supporting character with a body that's useless in every way, I've got the author's perspective, so I know all the places where martial arts manuals and rare treasures grow. I'll kick out the male lead and take his place. Power and girls, I won't settle for missing out on either! What? You don't want the girls anymore? You want to get it on with a guy? No problem! Go right ahead! I'll take all the girls off your hands! W-Wait a second, don't drag me into your guy-on-guy stuff... Please, don't drag me into this. I'll give all the girls back, okay...? Wha-What the hell! What is this crazy plot development where all the female characters are nobodies and all the male characters are getting it on?! This definitely isn't the story I wrote! This is definitely some guy-on-guy fanfic! Ge-Get it on with your sister! I'm done with this! I want to go home! My dear readers, let's stop arguing over whether this is a multiple-partner story or a one-on-one romance. I'm a bit of a flirt and I do like jumping ship, but in this story I'm firmly committed to one-on-one... Even if there might be a little flirting here and there, it's still firmly one-on-one! [Hey, isn't that contradictory? = =] Isn't it obvious from the protagonist and supporting-character sections?! This story goes VIP on Friday, March 23. Reposting is prohibited. If you've reposted it before, please delete it and take it down immediately. Thanks for your support! Ladies who want to top up your account, look here: JJ Account Top-Up Theme: