[Three Kingdoms + My Own Swordsman] [Xuan-Liang Main Pairing] [Pure Crackfic] As If Hearing Celestial Music

Written for Teacher Houzi's Weibo prompt: Zhuge Liang sings off-key = = This is purely a bit of parody to relieve my miserable mood, so it's pretty silly. And, well, this story really goes all out to bash him. As an innovative Zhuge Liang hater, I've decided to start by making fun of his musical talent (if he has any)... And as an innovative Bei Wei hater, this time I've decided to bash his... his ears... As a fan of My Own Swordsman with no creativity, I admit this ending is just asking to be beaten for no reason... OTL. No hitting, and no good-luck charms! Theme: