(Naruto) Biography of Konoha's Living Fossil

← Thanks to Bi'an-chan for making the cover~ This story is divided into two parts. Part One: "Chiri, did Big Brother really lose to that Senju Hashirama? Is he really stronger than Big Brother?" asked little Himawari, looking unconvinced. "Of course it's true. Your big brother is the strongest in our clan, but that Senju Hashirama is even stronger. After all, he's going to be Konoha's First Hokage!" the starry-eyed person patiently explained to the little girl. "Then I've decided! Since I'm going to surpass Big Brother, I should also find a husband who's stronger than him. I'll marry that Senju Hashirama!" Himawari, who didn't really understand love, declared her decision with absolute certainty. N years later... "I heard you used to like my big brother?" The man with silver hair sticking straight up stared at the woman before him in shock. The person he'd asked sighed with deep regret. "Who wasn't reckless in their youth? I was young once, too!" Then she turned to look at the man in front of her, the corner of her mouth twitching. "But looking at things now, it turns out my original choice really was the best." Part Two: "Kakashi, Hayate, I'm sorry. I'm a jinx! I shouldn't have cursed your grandpa, saying his kids would have hair like brooms. I shouldn't have stuck pins in a straw doll behind your backs and called your whole family a bunch of short-lived idiots..." The drunk woman clung to two men whose faces were dark with exasperation, sniffling and sobbing as she repented nonstop. Kakashi gave her a dead-fish stare and sighed helplessly. Looking up at the sky, he said, "This is the Hatake family's curse. Even in my generation, you jumped out of your grave to torment me. I'm the most innocent one here!" Sasuke happened to pass by and gave Kakashi a look of deep disdain. He lifted his chin and sneered smugly, "The Uchiha are the strongest!" The story is about a heroine born in an era of war who grows more and more twisted under the tutelage of her transmigrated mother. The male lead is none other than our great Second Hokage, Senju Tobirama~ The heroine has not transmigrated; her mother came from another world. The heroine isn't pure-hearted, all-powerful, or saintly. She's a little twisted in her thinking (a pervert), and has occasional little fits. The story takes place mainly during the warring era before Konoha was founded, as well as around the time the original storyline begins. Thanks to Xiao Bi for the cover~ Catman's reader group: 145021305