[Film and TV Crossover] Transmigrated as a Bug

Blurb: Everyone else transmigrates into a "dragon," but he transmigrates into a "bug"! Fine, a bug it is. He can munch on immortal peaches and sleep the days away. But why is the new gardener a monkey?! This is my own self-indulgent fantasy, so please ignore the era, the original story, history... and anything else you can ignore~ Also: The little bug grows slowly, and his pairing is "Second Brother Erlang"... a slow burn... I'm Xiaoyu, and I write whatever comes to mind... so... please just read however you like~ Dear readers, the story is complete. The author's note in the final chapter includes two bonus extras, so I'm starting to revise the story now~ P.S. If I had it printed or something, would anyone want a copy? Synopsis: The story of an unlucky kid who transmigrates into a bug! Theme: