[Xuan-Liang-Wei] If I Had Three Days of Light

Actually, I could easily change one character in the title. So, this is a ridiculously over-the-top parody. Also, using one of the main characters' names directly in the story might feel a little awkward, so I threw caution to the wind and used first person instead. I'm dedicating this to the very moving "Xiangsi Yin" from 36 Dayuan, so Liu Qi's name and the settings from "Six Secret Strategic Teachings" and the rest carry over from Xiangsi Yin. I'm just worried the story will turn out so ridiculous that the author will transform into a spade card from 2 to 9 and beat me to death, orz. But you could say it's about watching the lord and Jiang Sheng roast each other... I originally wanted to make it a parallel world, but then this idea suddenly popped up... In the end, I still want to fill in this abandoned hole. So here it is.