Hidden Race, My Ass!

A collection of short, light stories, 80+10 segments in total. The first day: 10 segments. After that: 5 segments updated daily. [5 segments = 1 gag] They're short, not even enough for an appetizer, but please enjoy them anyway =v= [Important Notice] I just happened to find another story on LJJ with the exact same title, "Hidden Race, My Ass!" (yes, even the exclamation mark was kept)... With a complicated, indescribable feeling, I clicked in to take a look... Please forgive me for thinking up a whole bunch of inappropriate insults. I'm glad everyone likes this story, and that someone has [imitated] it. But I, honestly, never thought it would be [so similar]. They could at least have changed the title! Now, whenever I feel a little vain and look up my own story, I see something like this... All right! I can't take away anyone's right to write, can I? Just because I used this title doesn't mean I can forbid anyone else from using it, right? So, anyway, here's a simple notice: The other story on LJJ titled "Hidden Race, My Ass!" has nothing to do with this one. Though, according to that author, it seems to have been inspired by my story. Allow me to thank them for their admiration... A special Singles' Day extra has been added =v= If I get inspired, I might add more extras from time to time... As for how long "from time to time" means, that's not something I can say for sure =v=. Theme: