[God] Harry suddenly discovered the Dark Lord possessing a snake while he was working.
[Who are you?] The Dark Lord was stunned.
[I'm Harry Potter.] Harry said.
[I've been looking for you. Prepare to die!] The Dark Lord roared with fury and lunged at Harry.
Harry expertly grabbed the snake just behind its head and shook its tail hard. The Dark Lord went limp as a heap of mush, unable to fight back.
"Perfect, I'm hungry!" Harry cautiously looked around to make sure nobody had seen him, then ran over to the irrigation pipe. He expertly skinned and gutted the snake, and, while the Dursleys were out, happily enjoyed a bowl of snake soup...
[Dammit, how many times has this happened now?!] The Dark Lord angrily slithered through the grass. Ever since he found Harry Potter, the Dark Lord had been forced by his frail body and lack of magic to possess small animals, and snakes were his favorite.
But Harry Potter ate every snake he possessed without a shred of mercy!! It couldn't get any worse than this!!
Pairing: Harry x Draco. Cannon fodder: the Dark Lord and Dumbledore
There is an update...
I actually waited until it was updated!
More, more, more!!!!!!
This article has been updated. It's amazing. It seems I want to move it out of the eternal pit.
Am I dazzled today? See the update? But I don't remember the last chapter. Are you fake? Hahahaha
I almost forgot about this article after waiting so long. I'll update it a lot!
So the diary actually became Harry's plug-in = = How to solve the problem of plug-in that sucks life force?
That notebook can't be a Horcrux, right?
Oh my God, how about updating it and finishing it in one go?! Stop cheating. . . .
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