[Bleach] Flowers Blooming on a Contradiction

“Smiling Xiao Qi? What a cute name~” “Call her Teacher! Teacher Xiao Qi! Loli!” “T-Teacher, I'm not called Loli. I'm Yano Mai...” “Mai? Mayu? Egg yolk?” (Mai is pronounced “ma i” in Japanese, while mayonnaise is “ma yu ne zi.”) “...” “Hey, hey, Teacher, tell me, what's your Shikai release phrase?” “Big Laugh, Smiling Xiao Qi!” “...” “Teacher, Teacher, listen! I saw Kuchiki-kun's Shikai today. It was so pretty~” “Hmph! What's so good about watching that controlling, phony, brooding masked man with multiple personalities? If we're talking about someone beautiful, it has to be the lovely Benihime!” “...” And here's a more literary synopsis for reference: Thinking of you makes me grow old, but look, with so much longing and so much love, I am still as beautiful as ever, only my heart grew old overnight many years ago, from the day you looked right through me... This is the miserable story of someone who fell in love at first sight with Bleach's greatest romantic, then pined for him for a hundred years without ever winning his heart. The keywords for this story's heroine are: submissive, lovesick, stalker, invisible...