[Gintama] What If They Played GTA

Sakata Gintoki plays a female character, using her looks to sweet-talk people into helping her grind quests for money and experience. Kagura, who likes playing male characters, drags the team down with a character whose chuunibyou design is over-the-top and whose appearance has plenty of flaws. Hijikata Toshiro anonymously suggests to Rockstar that if you can smoke in the game, you should be able to have mayonnaise too. Okita Sougo carries a rocket launcher and joins the Demon Vice-Chief in a one-shot killing spree, just like in real life. Zura and Gorilla get into a huge fight again because their nicknames make it impossible to tell them apart. MADAO's level 400-plus skills put him at the top, blinding everyone with his brilliance. The ever-smiling Kamui is dedicated to killing everyone in the lobby with a high-end □□. Even in the game, Sakamoto Tatsuma spends his time at the strip club. Newbie Shimura Shinpachi holds his head in despair. Whether online or offline, pointing things out is a real workout. A friendly reminder: 1. This story is a flight of fancy inspired by the author's GTA 5 Online addiction. There's no plot, just short skits, mostly brief ones. The author writes whatever comes to mind, with no responsibility for the fantasies, and OOC characters may appear. 2. GTA 5 Online only allows English nicknames, but to make it clear who's who, the story generally won't use their English nicknames. 3. Please don't worry about whether Gin-san or MADAO can afford a PC, or about game consoles and games. 4. Please don't worry about Kagura being underage and not supposed to play a violent game with warped values like GTA 5 Online, or about her turning bad as a result.