The Port Mafia Executive Infiltrating a Sorcerer School

Dazai Osamu had three great regrets in his life. First, he listened to his unscrupulous boss and went undercover at Tokyo Jujutsu High. Second, he met Gojo Satoru. Third, after drinking, he couldn't resist the temptation of a pretty face and kissed a certain white-haired high school boy.

From then on, his peaceful undercover life was turned upside down by a certain big white cat. This included, but wasn't limited to:

Getting thrown at curses like a punching bag; being dragged out for a run supposedly to help him get stronger, while being mocked for being short the whole time; having his bandages ripped off without a care and an arm slung around his shoulders, as his personal space was invaded with absolutely no sense of boundaries... and being told, boldly and passionately, "I like you," over and over.

Dazai Osamu: I'm so tired. The world might as well end.

Tips:

1. A Gojo x Dazai crossover pairing, written for love and self-indulgence, with all-Dazai friendships.

2. High school Gojo x Dark Era Dazai, a couple who love hurting each other, lol.

3. A sweet happy ending. Please forgive the unavoidable OOC.

4. The main setting is Jujutsu Kaisen, with Yokohama woven in.

5. Updates every other day in general, with extra chapters at irregular intervals.

Theme: Live life positively, no matter what.