Pili Fanfic: Sword Child Daddy's Search for His Kids

What's the point of life?

A wife, kids, and a warm bed.

After years as a bachelor,

Sword Kid, the old lech, wants a baby.

So he goes and gets one without hesitation.

And then the old lech goes right on being a lech.

XX, have a baby for me.

XX, be my son.

XX, you're my illegitimate child, right?

Baby, Daddy misses you so much...

Other stories in the same series: "Pili Childbearing Fanfic: Life Goes On," a shameless, chaotic parody where everyone in Pili gets pregnant and all sorts of absurdities abound. Come join the fun.

"Pili Fanfic: Tun Fo's Genji Plan," a plan to raise Tun Fo Tongzi into the perfect lover, with a lighthearted parody style. Come adopt it.

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P.S. This story has Sword-Dragon, Sword Kid, and all sorts of other pairings, and it is full of absurdity. If that's not your thing, please don't read it. If you have any squicks, proceed with caution. Please don't leave a negative rating over CP preferences or similar issues. If reading this story causes you discomfort, accidental pregnancy... or anything like that, the author accepts no responsibility.

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