A Straight Man Stumbles Into the Insectoid Battle Royale

[A fictional setting unrelated to reality. Please don't apply this to real life.] How is a straight man supposed to survive in an insect world populated only by males? Especially when the insects in this world care about only two things: reproduction and war. At first, the unlucky You En thought the insects really wanted to be friends with him. He was even quite pleased with how popular he was, and repeatedly bragged about it in front of Samuel, the major general. But now, he can't even imagine how awful he must look in Samuel's eyes. Especially after the Male Protection Association came knocking. You En wanted to dig a hole and bury himself in it. He collapsed despairingly onto the sofa. "Samuel, why didn't you tell me? They... sigh." He'd suddenly become a much-admired, flirtatious male insect, and he was truly at a loss. After finally clearing up all the misunderstandings, You En wrapped his arms around the female insect's waist, took a deep breath, and said with a sigh, "Samuel, you're the only friend I have." Samuel: ... He was silent for a moment. Faced with the choice between honoring the male insect's trust and keeping him all to himself, he chose the latter without hesitation. Theme: Love life, love yourself